You can tell I am grasping at straws when I take this ridiculous tumblr post and feed it to you all.

Doctor Who: YO MAMMA'S SO FAT, ADIPOSE USE HER AS A NATURAL RESOURCE

Harry Potter: YO MAMMA'S SO FAT, HER PATRONOUS IS A CAKE

Supernatural: YO MAMMA'S SO FAT THE ONLY REASON SHE'S ALIVE IS CUZ AZAZEL COULDN'T PUT HER ON THE CEILING!

Sherlock: YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT!