When you see someone in the fandom that's so cool but you don't want to approach them...

*waits a while, staring at their profile*

*gingerly clicks follow, thinking they won't notice*

Them: Thanks for the follow!

You (thoughts): NJouguhoesiguoapehjidhgfubrb WHAT HAVE I DONE!

*frantically clicks button to unfollow*

*feels bad and refollows*

You: So... hi!