Our Kid: Mum, my friend Irene stopped talking me today.
Us: Why?
Our Kid: She said fandoms were stupid so I called her a daft mortal and then she asked if I was calling her stupid and I said "Well if you weren't such a muggley mundane then I wouldn't call you daft." And then she asked if I called her ugly and I rolled my eyes and said "Clotpole."
Us: *high fives kid*