That moment when a guy fills out a Roleplay form...

Guy: Hi I'm-
Girl 1: I LIKE YOUR FACE
Girl 2: MARRY ME
Girl 3: HAVE MY BABIES
Girl 1: NO MINE
Girl 2: NO MINE
Guy: Uh...

And when a girl finally gets him:

Girlfriend: Sssss my precious...
Girl 1,3,4: *cries*
New Guy: Hi-

CYCLE STARTS AGAIN