To be honest...

...if we were a demigod all of us would probably be killed with-in a week (but it would be a blissful week)

...if we were a wizard we would die within the first couple days without wifi (HOGWARTS HAS NO WIFI)

...if we were in Storybrooke we would be incinerated the minute we met Regina because we ticked her off

...if we were superheroes we'd be the ones wondering 'ok for once can we spare the cars? We always kill the cars'

Car abuse. Put a stop to it.