HOW TO GIVE A HOO FANGIRL AN ANXIETY ATTACK:

Tell her to imagine her favorite book character singing 'If I Die Young' by The Band Perry.

Leo: If I die young

Nico: Bury me in satin

Percy: Lay me down on a, bed of roses

Annabeth: Sink me in the river, at dawn

Piper: Send me away with the words of a love song

Jason: The sharp knife

Frank: Of a short liiiiiife

Hazel: Well, I've had

SEVEN: Just enough time.