In a lot of these jokes I've made fun of the fandom Twilight. I know a couple of Twilight fans who read these were offended and I'd like to address the issue.

I think Twilight is a well written book, the plot, while only mildly ok, was good enough to make it famous. The characters are what throw most people into hating it because their like paper rag dolls. And I do believe that Bella Swan makes Twilight look extremely sexist.

But, there is no reason to hate everybody in the fandom. There are some perfectly functionaling, intelligent people who like Twilight because it's a cutesy romance. They shouldn't have to deal with Chiz seriously anti-Twilighters give. I'm a Swiftie by heart and I will always like Taylor Swift's music and there are a lot of Swiftie jokes that make fun of Swifties and Taylor herself (by the way have any of you seen her new album, 1989?). It's the same thing for One Direction. I'm sure somewhere, in that mass of hormonal girls begging for guys attention there are a few intelligent, functional Directioners. I know one of my friends, before we were really friends, said she didn't like Percy Jackson because she didn't like Rick's style of writing. She knew I liked the series. Yet, she didn't make fun of me because she had the decency not to. And she ended up being one of my best friends.

And, Twihards, all the jokes in here either come from the idea of poking fun at the crazed weirdos that are obsessed with Twilight (doesn't every fandom have some of those), and I really do think Twilight is a bit sexist. But, we all have our own opinions.