WOW, CAN YOU BELIEVE IM AT 80 ALREADY!?

Anywho, I wanted to share this with ya'll:

POSSIBLY THE BEST MOMENT IN PRISONER OF AZKABAN:

"Show yourself!" Snape said, tapping the map sharply.

It stayed blank. Harry was taking deep, calming breaths.

"Professor Severus Snape, master of this school, commands you to yield the information you conceal!" Snape said, hitting the map with his wand.

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared in the smooth surface if the map.

'Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.'

Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.

'Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.'

It would gave been very funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...

'Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.'

Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had it's last word.

'Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.'