This is a literal conversation I had today:

Me: so what's your favorite book series?

Girl That Sits Next To Me: Twilight. Yours?

Me: Harry Potter and Percy Jackson.

GTSNTM: OMG those are so childish and stupid.

Me: says the girl who reads Twilight!

GTSNTM: *says an not-so-nice-word* those books aren't even funny or well written!!

Me: oh yeah?! Stephen King never told Rick Riordan or J.K. Rowling that they couldn't write, so obviously they're better than Stephanie Myers's books!

GTSNTM: . . . Who's Stephen King?

Me: -_- I see why you like Twilight.

This girls an idiot.

Sorry if this offended any Twihards.