So I have a friend who calls his sadistic or sarcastic side 'Savage Ean'. So there's this conversation with me, him and a classmate called Aldrin. So this is how it goes:

Aldrin: I have everything. EVERYTHING.

S. Ean: Yeah, but you ain't got Lyca, bitch!

Me: OHHHHH!

(Lyca is Aldrin's crush btw ;) )