*picture of said ship appears*

Jess: *poker face* Is this even considered as a ship?

Sans: dafuq?

Paps: WHAT IS THIS, HUMAN AUTHOR?

Jess: I don't even...

Sans: *calmly takes the picture and tears it* *blasts gaster blaster at it*

Jess: *jumps to Sans x Frisk trashcan* I'm fine with this.