Living with Sanses
Jess: *wakes up* *yawns* *hears loud music* What the hell is that? It's like f*cking 5 in the morning. *peeks next door* *sees Dancetale Sans dancing* Heh. And I thought he doesn't dance.
*Gaster Blaster fires through the hall*
Edgy: error! come back here with my f*cking chocolate! *fires another Gaster Blaster*
Error: h-hehe. sorry n-n-not sorry, ABOMINATION #13. *runs through the halls*
Jess: I thought I said no firing Gaster Blasters. *goes to kitchen* Might as well have breakfast.
Blue: good morning jess! i made some tacos! here, have one! *shoves a taco to Jess' mouth*
Jess: *chokes* *coughs* *drinks glass of water* T-Thanks Blue...
Blue: no problem!
Jess: Imma just gonna go and watch TV. *heads to the living room* *dodges a flying bone* Oh my God! Ink! Please stop the two from fighting!
Ink: okay jess!
Jess: *sits down the couch* *turns TV on*
Sans: *sleeping*
Jess: *sees a self-sustaining tornado beside the TV* Where the f*ck did that come from?
G Sans: *smokes at the other side of the couch*
Jess: G! I told you not to smoke inside the house!
G Sans: *snobs*
Jess: Geez, none of you ever listens to me. Well, except for Blue I guess.
*walls crawling with bones* *Gaster Blaster fires behind the couch*
Jess: *sees Error and Ink fighting* Ink! I told you to stop the fight, not fight him!
Ink: sorry jess! *dodges a bone* *swings his paintbrush at Error*
Error: *dodges* *fires Gaster Blaster*
Ink: *fires Gaster Blaster*
Jess: Oh God, don't tell me... *hides behind the couch*
BOOM!!!
A few minutes later...
Jess: Fcking sh!t! What did I tell you all?
Sanses: no using of gaster blasters inside the house.
Jess: And you did it! *points at a box with 'jail and no pun area' written on it* All of you, there! Good thing I'm nice. Cause if I wasn't, I'm call Jocelyn.
Sanses: *gulps* *goes to 'jail and no pun area*
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