Jess-senpai: *drinking coffee in the living room*

US! Sans: Jess-senpai!

Jess-senpai: Hmmm? *still drinking the coffee*

US! Sans: I'm just wondering... what is yaoi?

Jess-senpai: *eyes widen and blurts out the coffee*

US! Papyrus: Bro, where did you learn that?

Jess-senpai: *chokes* y-yeah... *cough* where'd y-ya learn that?

US! Sans: The Alphys from Undertale told me.

US! Papyrus: Be right back, bro. *teleports*

Jess-senpai: *hugs US! Sans and cries* My poor Blue's innocence had been taken!

Meanwhile At the Lab...

US! Papyrus: Hey! Are you the Alphys here?

Alphys: U-Uh... y-yes? W-who are y-you?

US! Papyrus: *eye glows*