This is the, what, fourth? Chapter of my 'How To' series. And it might continue forever ;)

So anyway

Today I'm gonna teach you, whoever you are, how to not die. Literally.

So if you are experiencing an existential crisis or what not you'll probably (I mean really) think of how to preserve your life.

And I happen to be that great (not) person who's gonna kill- I mean, help you.

So...

1. Stay in your bedroom.

If you really don't wanna die then stay in one frickin place. But I guess you might die of hunger... hmm...

Anyway!

2. Stay away from people who look like murderers.

Even if it's your parents or your sister STAY AWAY. (Frozen reference XD)

You don't wanna die do you? Then just stay away.

.....

The Frozen reference tho

3. Move one step at a time.

Move one step at a time. You take one step and look around if anything is gonna kill you and if there aren't, take another step.

Which makss it nearly impossible to move around the house in a day.

Anyway,

Those are really (not really) helpful (wait what?) tips that can help you conserve your life.

But whatever your struggles are, whatever that is you can't do, you need to let go of your fear.

*cue dramatic music*

Fear controls you. You need to let go of your fear of oblivion and try to get out of your existential crisis. You might have a good life but you can't realize you do. And once you do realize, you can conquer anything. Climb a mountain just because you can. Jump of a cliff- okay that would really be death.

Sorry XD