Jess: My life is so good now.

Sans: why?

Jess: I got a new phone and I hitted 100 followers! Yay!

Sans: welp, keep it up kiddo.

US! Sans: you're so famous, Jess-senpai! *has stars on his eyes*

Jess: You're far more famous than I am.

US! Sans: Really?!

US! Paps: Yup. It's all over the net bro.

US! Sans: Wow! That's so cool! *goes to the nearest computer and searched hinself* *sees lots of pics of him*

Jess: Welp! I'm gonna try and update all my books! *runs to a corner and makes chapters*