Guess who's stressing out about finals!

If you didn't guess me then you guessed wrong

There's only two finals I really know about right now

Spanish and Art

For Spanish I have to write a 150 word essay about whatever topic he gives us
But he didn't freaking teach us any Spanish I don't know any!!!

Scratch what I said before lol all I know are basics like hola, agua, verde, etc

For art I have to do a realism project where we take some famous persons art and do a twist on it

So like the Mona Lisa but if she was a pug ya know?

So I'm doing this one painting of a ballerina but I'm going to make her a skeleton
*shrugs*

Although I'm fairly certain my English final will be about Romeo and Juliet which means I'm screwed because I haven't been paying attention in that class
All I've been doing is barely trying on the work (yet still getting A's) and laughing at the stupid jokes my group makes oh and coming up with random theories

We proved how you could put a zombie apocalypse twist on A Tale of Two Cities and now we're determined to show how Romeo and Juliet could be fake and he's really just in a coma (did you know he's all depressed in the beginning because his old gf left him to become a nun??? Apparently she was done with sexual stuff lol)

My group are horrible people tbh and they aren't helping the last shred of innocence I have left