Me waking up:

*grabs book* *reads for an hour* *gets up*

Me getting ready for school:

Mom: NICOLE PUT THE BOOK AWAY YOU'RE GOING TO MISS YOUR BUS

Me on the bus:

Bus driver: NICOLE STOP READING WE'RE AT THE SCHOOL

Me in homeroom:

Teacher: Nicole? Is Nicole here?

Friend: *shakes my shoulder* Nicole!

Me: LEAVE ME ALONE I'M READING!

Me in math:

Teacher: Nicole! Pay attention!

Me: *continues reading*

Teacher: *takes book* *continues explaining stuff that I already know*

Me: *takes out second copy of book*

Me at lunch:

Friends: Nicole, you kind of have to eat

Me: LEAVE ME ALONE I'M READING!!!!!

Me in the library:

Me: *stares obsessively at books on shelf* *takes books off shelf and stares obsessively* *grins madly* *does evil laugh* *runs five laps around whole school super-charged with fangirlism* *goes to take out the books*

Librarian: Sorry, you already have three books out. You can't take these out.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *has spaz attack* *screams and starts punching couches*

Librarian: SECURITY!