MONOKUMA SAT PROUDLY IN THE AV ROOM.

By now, his apprentice should have made an appearance by now.

"Headmaster,"

"Upupup!" Monokuma laughed, "You came you rat bastard!"

His apprentice gritted their teeth. "Watch your tongue, bear." They paused, "I'm... I'm not doing this for you... it's for my darling."

"Oh! Your darling!" Monokuma laughed, "That's a cute excuse, but I think we all know it's for your own personal gain!"

Apprentice frowned. "You love trying to tear people to pieces huh... whatever." They paused, "I've done my part - now you finish your part of the deal."

"Ah yes..." Monokuma laughed heartily. "UPUPUPUP! A question that's been eating away at your very soul - tell it to me! Tell it to me good, babe!"

The apprentice crossed their arms, "What is your real identity? I highly doubt Monokuma is your real moniker."

"Upupupup... I can't answer that, hun. Y'know, being your a member of the killing game..."

"NO! You're a fucker, Monokuma!" Apprentice yelled, "You manipulative, creepy ass!"

Monokuma waved at them, a sarcastic look in his eyes. "Well, it's time for you to go now - buh-bye, sweetie bobeenie!"

Monokuma forced his apprentice to leave.

"Upupup, what an idiot."