Mickey mouse joke

Person: what mouse walks on two legs?

Other person:  umm.... I don't know

Person: Mickey mouse

The other person: oh!

Person: what duck walks on two legs?

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IF YOU CAN GUESS WHAT I'LL  UPDATE AGAIN TODAY AND DEDICATE THIS TO WHOEVER GUESS RIGHT. BUT ONLY THE FIRST.

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