Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the role of Primrose Everdeen, and I’ll be singing "Grenade" by Brunno Mars.

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the part of Captain America, and I’ll be singing "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the role of my grades, and I’ll be singing "Sugar We’re Going Down" by Fall Out Boy.

Hi, I’m auditioning for the part of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Oscar, and I’ll be singing “Best Thing You Never Had” by Beyoncé.

Hi, I’m auditioning for the roll myself, and I will be singing the song "Food Glorious Food" from the movie Ice Age 2: The Meltdown.

Hi, I'm auditioning for the part of Sam Winchester, and I'll be singing "Things We Lost in the Fire" by Bastille.

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the role of Icarus, and I’ll be singing “Skyfall” by Adele.

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the role of math finals, and I’ll be singing "Under Pressure" by David Bowie.

Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Thalia Grace, and I’ll be singing "What’s My Age Again" by Blink-182.

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the role of a dementor, and I’ll be singing "Catch My Breath" by Kelly Clarkson.

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the role of my sanity, and I’ll be singing "Timber" by Kesha.

Hi, I'll be auditioning for the role of Hazel Grace, and I'll be singing "The Pros and Cons of Breathing" by Fall Out Boy.

Hi, I'll be auditioning for the role of Tumblr, and I'll be singing "Take Me to Church" by Hozier.

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the role of Donna Noble, and I’ll be singing “Forget About the Boy” from Thoroughly Modern Millie.

Hi! I’ll be auditioning for the role of Barry Allen, and I’ll be singing “Iris” by The Goo Goo Dolls.

Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Loki, and I’ll be singing “Let It Go ” by Idina Menzel.

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the role of Batman, and I’ll be singing “Orphans” by Jack’s Mannequin.

Hi, I'll be auditioning for the Phantom of the Opera and I'll be singing "Chandelier" by Sia.

Hi, I'll be auditioning for the role of The Flying Graysons, and I'll be singing "Free Falling" by Tom Petty.

Hi, the casting director told me to tell all of the tumblr kids to go home; he already has people for the roles.