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Kung fu panda part 5

Back at the Jade Palace, the crowd continues to cheer for the Dragon Warrior as the palace pigs bring Po (still in the ruined palanquin) to the top of the palace stairs and inside the main building. They drop Po to the ground and quickly exit.]
The laughing ensured again,but its not as loud due to the foreshadowing previously.
PO
Wait a second!

[The doors close, leaving Po along in the room.]

PO
Hello? Uh... I think there's been a slight mistake. Everybody seems to think that I'm, uh...
"It may seem like a mistake,but it isn't. Oogway said there were no accidents." Poppy offered as a sense of comfort.

[He slowly turns around and realizes where he is. He moans in pure amazement.]

PO
The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way! Look at this place!

[Po spots a rhino-suit of armor and runs up to it.]

PO
Master Flying Rhino's armor. With authentic battle damage!""A rhino-suit of armor?"Roxanne questioned.
"We're in a world where pandas and tigers talk Roxanne." Ruby reminded her.
[He turns and sees another famous artifact — the green sword previously seen in Po's dream. He runs up to it.] Whoa... The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking— OW!
"That is a huge safety hazard....like triangular cut sandwiches"Branch said,looking concerned as Poppy rolled her eyes.
"But,Triangular sandwiches don't cut yo-."Peter Quill replied in confusion.
"He's just paranoid like that."
Poppy interrupted.
Rocket and Drax snickered at the interruption.

[He shakes his finger and sucks it. He then runs up to an apparently empty display.] The Invisible Trident of Destiny! [He looks up at a painting and gasps.] I've only seen paintings of that painting...
"Painting of paintings? That makes no sense. Its flipping invisble!" Skipper commented,exasperated.
Po frowned at Skipper's blunt comment.

[Po joyfully examines other kung fu artifacts... and then spots an urn which appears to be glowing from the inside. He gasps.]

PO
[loudly] Nooo! Ohhhh! [He runs up to it.] The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors... said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army! [He hesitates before coming close to the urn and whispering into it.] Hello?
"Why would you keep an urn of whsipering souls? Isn't that a bit unsettling?" Max questioned.

SHIFU
[From out of view] Have you finished sight-seeing?
"Well,i was beginning where he was. About damn time u showed up bushy tail." Rocket snarked.
Shifu glanced at him with a disapproving look.

PO
[gasp] Sorry! I should have come to see you first!

SHIFU
My patience is wearing thin.
"Rude...."

PO
Oh. Well, I mean, it's not like you were going anywhere.

SHIFU
Do turn around.

PO
Sure. [He turns and sees Shifu.] Hey, how's it going? [Turns back to the urn.] Now how do you get get five hund— Master Shifu!

[Startled, he accidentally knocks over the urn, and there is a ghostly wail as it shatters on the ground. Po, mortified, looks up at Shifu.]
"Well,at least they're free." Snowball said.
"Wrong timing dude." Peter Quill whispered.

PO
Someone... broke that. [Shifu stares at him in silence. Po attempts to pick up the pieces.] But I'm going to fix it. Do you have some glue?... [He knocks the urn's display table, and it topples on his head. Shifu continues to stare.] Ow! Ooh. Splinter.

SHIFU
So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior, hmm?
"No shit sherlock." Snowball snarked.
Shifu continued to rub his temples in irritation.

PO
Uh... I guess so?

SHIFU
Wrong! [Po stands up, alarmed.] You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll. [With his staff, he points up at the ceiling at the scroll.]

PO
Whoa... So how does this work? You have a ladder or trampoline or...
"Like its that easy." Skipper scoffed.

[Shifu chuckles coldly.]

SHIFU
You think it's that easy? That I'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power?
Skipper had a slight smirk on his face.

PO
No, I-

[Shifu approaches Po.]

SHIFU
One must first master the highest level of kung fu. And that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.
Some of the kinder ones frowned.

PO
Someone like me?

SHIFU
Yes. Look at you! This fat butt. [He hits Po's butt with his staff, making Po cry out.] Flabby arms! [He hits Po's arm.]
"Ok,thats just rude and body shaming." Poppy stated angrily.

PO
Ouch! Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.

SHIFU
And this ridiculous belly! [Jabs Po's stomach.]
Ruby took note of 'don't just a book by its cover',she sneered inwardly. Shifu definitely needed that one that day.

PO
Hey...

SHIFU
And utter disregard for personal hygiene.

PO
Now wait a minute. That's a little uncalled for—

SHIFU
Don't stand so close, I can smell your breath.
"How close?"
"Quill-"
"Just asking,Puss in boots wannabe."
Ruby let out a heavy sigh,"Just continue to watch the fucking movie....."

PO
[Points at Shifu.] Listen, Oogway said that I was the—

[Suddenly, Shifu grabs Po's outstretched finger and lifts his pinky. Po gasps in horror.]

PO
The Wuxi Finger Hold! Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!

SHIFU
[slyly] Ohhh, you know this hold?

PO
[slurred together] Developed by Master Wuxi in the third dynasty. Yes!

SHIFU
Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky...

PO
[gasp] No no no!

SHIFU
You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part... is cleaning up afterwards. [chuckles]
The more violent heroes took note with some thoughts on whether they could do that move. The pacifists of the group shivered at the implication.

PO
Okay! Okay, take it easy!

SHIFU
Now listen closely, 🐼. Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through with you, I promise you: You're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear?

PO
Yeah. We're clear! We're clear! We are so clear.

SHIFU
Good. [chuckles] I can't wait to get started.

[Shifu leads Po into the Training Hall, where the panda is struck speechless as he sees the Furious Five combating the various deadly stages of the course. Crane is deflecting arrows while balancing on half of a jade-colored turtle shell. Then Tigress leaps onto the shell and briefly spars with him. Meanwhile, Mantis weaves his way through an army of wooden crocodile warriors. Viper evades fire spurts on the Field of Fiery Death. Monkey swings across the seven-talon rings. Tigress dodges the swinging spiked clubs on spinning serpent logs, then smashes one with her bare fists. A piece of the club strikes Po on the head.]
Wows were heard through the theater.

SHIFU
Let's begin.

PO
Wait wait wait! What? [He stares at the fearsome course in front of him.] Now?

SHIFU
Yes, now. Unless you think that the great Oogway was wrong, and you are not the Dragon Warrior?...

PO
Oh, okay. Well... I don't know if I can do all of those moves...

SHIFU
Well, if we don't try, we'll never know, will we? [He begins walking along the side of the course. Po follows.]

PO
Uh, yeah. It's just— maybe we can find something more suited to my level...

SHIFU
And what level is that?

PO
Well, ya know... I'm not a master, but uh, let's just start at zero. Level Zero.
"The black and white bear speaks nonsense. There is no level zero."Drax stated in confusion.
"Um....for the record....i'm a panda."Po answered awkwardly.
"What's a panda?"
"I'll tell u later buddy."Quill replied to Drax before more discussion could ensue.

SHIFU
[Laughs.] There is no such thing as Level Zero.
"The vermi-"
Drax was interrupted by Mantis putting him to sleep so as to not trigger a horrid response from our favourite grumpy,sassy,short red panda king.

PO
Hey! Maybe I can start with that!

[Po points and runs over to a friendly-looking bandit dummy.]

SHIFU
That? We use that for training children. And for propping the door open when it's hot. But if you insist...

[At that moment, the Five gather around Po.]

PO
Whoa. The Furious Five. You're so much bigger than your action figures — except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.

[Mantis's antennae twitches as he glares. Po looks uncomfortable.]

SHIFU
Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do.

[Po hesitates, seeing the Five watching him.]

PO
Um, are they going to watch. Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something?...

SHIFU
Hit it.

PO
[stalling] Okay. I mean I just ate, so I'm still digesting. So my kung fu might not be as good as later on...

SHIFU
Just hit it!
"Thats a huge lack of patience.And theres no need to be so critical."Judy pointed out.
Shifu was groaning internally. He knows he wasn't the best at that time,but the amount of critiscms he get are starting to frustrate him. With the runtime and his past actions,he can tell this train of frowning upon his actions will only continue.

And he doesn't like it one bit.

PO
[Pauses.] Alright... [He turns to the dummy.] Whatcha got? You got nothin' 'cause I got it right here. You picking on my friends? [He begins dancing on the spot.] Get ready to feel the ⚡️. I'm comin' at him with the crazy feet. Whatcha gonna do about my crazy feet? I'm a blur. I'm a blur. You never seen 🐻 style, you only seen praying Mantis! OR... I could come at you 🐒 style. [Makes monkey sounds. Monkey raises his eyebrows.] OR... I'm comin' at ya snikity-snake...

[Shifu and the Five stare at Po as he faces the dummy, and Shifu loses his patience.]

SHIFU
Would you hit it!?

[Po stops dancing.]

PO
Alright... Alright.

[Hesitantly, he very light hits the dummy with his fist. It rocks back into place.]

SHIFU
Why don't you try again? A little harder.

[This time, Po knocks the dummy all the way backwards.]

PO
How's tha—

[WHACK! The dummy rights itself and whacks Po, sending him flying backwards and knocking out a tooth. Po finds himself in the training course. The Five instinctively step forward to help Po, but Shifu holds up his paw to stop them.]
Some laughed,a little.

Po struggles to balance on the serpent logs, and eventually ends up doing a painful split on two of them.]
"Well,u did a split! That has to be a good start."Poppy encouraged. Seeing no one really agreeing,her frustration grew. "Come on guys! At least try to be positive!"
"Look,no one is as annoyingly positive like u,princess."Skipper sarcastically commented.
"How she does whatever crap she does is surprising me...."Rocket murmured.
"Look,firstly,i'm not a princess anymore,i'm a queen now. Second,its not crap that i'm doing!"

Before things got a little messy,Amber intervened by somehow shutting all their traps. How? Well,to be honest...no one really knows.

PO
Ow! Oh, that hurts!

[He looks up and sees a spiky tethered ball, which hits and sends Po flying into the jade turtle exercise, where it rattles him around. The Five wince while Shifu looks on with a smile.]
Looking at the sadistic smile on his face,more glares from the more humane heroes were thrown Shifu's way.

SHIFU
[to the Five] This'll be easier than I thought.

PO
Feeling a little nauseous...

[The turtle spills him out and he stumbles into the army of wooden warriors, proceed to whack every part of his body.]

PO
Ow, those are hard! Ooh! I think I— [The last dummy whaps him in the crotch and everything become still.] Oooohoohoo... my tenders.

[He struggles to get on his feet, takes one step and reaches out to a dummy arm...and immediately gets pummeled all over again. Po comes out the other side battered and bruised and finds he is standing on the Field of Fiery Death.]

PO
Uh oh.

[We see reflections of fire on the Five and Shifu as well as Po's yells as he gets singed. After a while, he comes crawling into frame, dazed and charred, with the little tuft on his head on fire.]

PO
[gasping for breath] How did I do?

SHIFU
There is now a Level Zero. [He puts out the little fire with his fingers.]
No one even wanted to comment on Shifu's cruelty.

Ruby paused the movie as the others looked up in confusion.

"Sorry,for the confusion,but i'm gonna take Shifu out of the room due to the glares being thrown his way and its only a matter of time he'll blow up in anger. So,I'll send him to the break room to relax,meditate,have tea or play the flute."

"Why can't we do that too? It sounds nice."Private questioned.

"U'll all get to go to the break room after the movie. Its only allowed outside of the actual breaks, if things might blow."

Shifu was teleported out of the room,and Tigress couldn't help but fear for Shifu's safety. I mean,why would she trust this "kidnapper"?

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