Delia: Who wants a wiener?

Lydia: What the fuck?

Delia: What?

Charles: She means a hot dog.

Lydia: Oh, why the fuck would you say wiener?

Delia: What's so wrong with calling it a wiener?

Beetlejuice: DID SOMEONE SAY WIENER!?

Lydia: Delia calls hot dogs, wieners.

Beetlejuice: Oh. Thanks for getting my hopes up Delia.

Charles: That's gay.

Beetlejuice: stfu ur wife's ded.

Charles: bitch.

Delia: Seriously!? What's so wrong with calling it a wiener?

Barbara: Who's down here talking about wieners?

Adam: Not very appropriate.

Beetlejuice: Delia calls hot dogs, wieners.

Adam: What, why?

Barbara: Just call it a hot dog.

Delia: STOP BULLYING ME!

Otho, because I realized he also died inside of the house like the Maitlands so he must be here too: Bitch, when you say wiener it sounds sexual.

Delia: Shut up, faker!

Otho: I'll make you eat those words!

Beetlejuice: My wiener is so big and strong that when I get a boner it pops through my pants.

Lydia: Ew what the fuck stop.

Barbara: ^ I second that

Beetlejuice: Ask Adam he knows ùwú

Adam: No, I do not know.

Charles: Can we stop talking about wieners?

Lydia: No, this is our lives now.

Delia: SOMEONE TELL ME WHY I CAN'T CALL IT A WIENER!?

Lydia: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS GROSS AND SEXUAL AND STOP IT!

Delia: AAAAAAAAAAHHH

Lydia: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lydia's Dead Mom, watching from a far: