Chip: So uh, we're going to hang out with our friends today. And I've decided what better to do than show up in a makeup and dress. I'm gonna look fucking hot.

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Chip: Now we're at William and Olive's house. And they're gonna see how amazing I look right now.

[Ding Dong Doorbell Diddly Doot Doot Dang-Dang Dangity Dang-a-Dang]

William: What. The. Fuck. Are. You. Wearing?

Chip: Wanna be the Romeo to my Juliet? We'll both end up not together and dead.

William: Do you have an explanation Leaf?

Leaf: Well, he seemed to be having fun. And he might've had a little teeny weeny bit of alcohol. But he's having fun!

William: Makes sense...

Chip: Whaddya say Willy Boi?

William:[he shut da door :0]

Leaf: I think that was a no

William: [Opens the door and has lipstick on :O] I say yes Chippy Boi

Olive: What the fUCK?

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Chip: Now at Logainne and Marcy's house. The drag queens shall take down thou lesbians themselves!

Logainne:[b e a r d] OR SHOULD YOU THAY THOU DRAG KINGS!?

Chip: AAaaAAaAaaaAaAaaAAAAhHHHHhHHHhHHHh!!!!-

Marcy: Are we the only sane ones here?

Olive: Probably.

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Chip: Guys- Just- Look at me. I am the hottest hot I've ever been. I just- I look like a true beautiful lady. Like- ANNIE! I CAN BE FRIGGIN ANNIE. The sun'll come out! Tomorrow!

Marcy: You're too in love with this.

Chip: I AM IN LOVE WITH NOTHING BESIDES THE BEAUTIFUL BOY RIGHT THERE!

Leaf: Hi :3

William: lol ur gey

Chip: lol ur ugly

William: lol ur annoying

Chip: lol ur fat

William: BITCH CALL ME FAT AGAIN

Chip: CALL ME ANNOYING AGAIN LET'S THROW SOME HANDS

Logainne: Mom I'm scared, thith ith getting heated.

Olive: I know, honey. I know.

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Leaf: Why are you crying?

Chip: ;m; my nipples hurt.

Leaf: I told you not to choose the coconuts!

Chip: I WANTED BIG BAJUNGAS LEAF!

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Stranger:[Slides into Dms]

Chip: I'm 16, I'm an underaged drunk, I'm a man in a dress, I'm super gay, I've got a boyfriend with ADD and ADHD, I get easily erected, I'm a bitch and I will call the cops your 40 year old pedophile.

Stranger:[Slides out of Dms]

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Leaf: I came up with something wonderful.

Chip: Wot

Leaf: Leaf flavored Chips.

Chip: hOLy FucK

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As you can tell I am very bored. Have a great day tho! Bye Bye Fwends!