Hi there teehee I am peach princess of mushroom kingdom

I like to make cake for my Pepe and make cake for my people and mario

I get kidnapped by that stink old fart bowser hecwant to marry and rape me all the time.
Mario save me a lot he save me with everything, m hero
If I aciddebtoy sneeze he save me if I fart he save me, if I fall in shower hecsave me, if take a messy do do he wipe me and save me
MARIO WILL SAVE ME

I have no personality all I say is Mario and fling myself in bowsers arms in ever game.
Mario risked his life to save me and I give cake nothing but cake
I never give him my coochie cause I a princess
Mario is my hero we'll be together forever

Me and Rosina identical we have same body same everything.

Me and Daisy gave sane dtess, but Daisy face is different, so that mean she bad.
All princess must be same.

Oh well bye now I must make cake for Mario now to save my dusty virginity.

PEACHY