Hi I buddy I get be in forecess with Sonic and fat baby sonic

We come and see emo Hedgehog standing on rock and a fatass starburst, a metal sonic, and a liquified sperm.
Then suddenly Mephiles wild dog with flying red starburts come in sky out of no where and throw 1,0000000099900999999999999999999999999999999999999 square starbursts at us.

They fly at rapid speeds and hit my leg, breaking it in half.
I cry anime screams in pain, and they reflect and fly straight down fat sonic throat.
He had no choice but to swallow it all down and he became fattest fat baby Sonic.

All of us look back to Infinite, glaring straight at him with gigantic unhappy eyes

"You fools! Even in a horrible book series- I WILL NOT BE SUDUED INTO THIS MADNESS-"

I got up and threw my leg at Mephiles wild dog and hit him in face.
It broke his mask, and I see it was me the whole time.
It was my long lost brother.

"Hehagagqgagq I now more powerful than before o god why am talking LIKE THIS"

Infinite made an infinite fart and killed all the enemies behind him.
Shadow fell off the rock and exploded, emo sparkles flying over city.

Sperm melted, metal g bye bye, and starburst fly away, hitting me in other leg, shattering me bone.

I scream again, falling to ground.

Suddenly, another custom character like me came up out of no where, and stepped on my back, breaking it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

She swang her hips violently at Sonic.
She was attracted to the blue

"You can adjust my constipation."

I adjusted it

She broke me arms.