"Oi I be marine.

I like kissin me ships ass"

Marine walk on deck and fire cat come up and jump.
Her chest bounced.
Oh my mistake no it didn't because Blaze doesn't even have a chest.
It's like a wooden board with mold on it.

"Marine you nuisance where have you been"

"Oi polished me ship with me ass.
Argh."

Blaze huffed and stuck her ass up in the air.
It was flatter than her own chest.

She tried to flex it but it exploded.

Marine called an ambulance and she was hauled away for surgery.

".. Marine.. get the fattest ass you can.."

Marine nodded.

Blaze died from anorexic ass-a-tosis.

Marine stopped using her ass to polish her items, and soon got the fattest Ass in the world.
One cheek touched the USA while the other touched China.

When she farted things got really bad.
Half of Mobius's population died from her extreme gasses.
It smelt like death.

Marine became best butt buddies with Nikki Minaj.
They both sat down and destroyed the entire earth dive to the weight.

"Crikey!"

The End.