*cute boy walks up*

Cute boy: hey, I like you.

*A few months later*

Cute boy: be my girlfriend?

Me: do you have a number for a name?

Cute boy: um...no?

Me: do you bake bread for a living?

Cute boy: no...

Me: are you a rebel soldier?

Cute boy: uh... no...

Me: are you a wizard?

Cute boy: no?

Me: are you a vampire?

Cute boy: um no.

Me: do you hunt demons?

Cute boy: um no???

Me: are you- you know what never mind! Get the hell away from me!