*points at Ivor*

Whenever we get the feels, we mysteriously blame it on an invisible Onion-Slicing ninja. Slicing onions somewhere in our rooms to make us  cry..

After many years of searching, many years of tracking down this mysterious Onion-Slicing ninja, we've finally found out their identity.

Their years of hiding in the shadows, cutting onions are over. We've caught the Onion-Cutting-Culprit,

And now we can finally say-

Jesse: GODDAMMIT IVOR

GOING AROUND SLICIN' ONIONS

Ivor: *slices more onions*

Harper: *grabs Ivor by the ear, and drags him awaaaay*

Ivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Toodles!
😉