Okay, so I was tagged by Rush. I'm supposed to quote a bunch of things I've said that almost nobody else would say.

(Psst!

I kind of cheated with this tag. This is stuff that me AND my friends have said, that not many other people would say)

Let's get started!

"CHEESECAR!!"

"Izzy, don't hump Ivor!"

"Optimus Prime: Let's roll.

Me: That's my new favorite lime!

Lime?!

WTF?!"

"BUCK IS A SEXY WEASEL!!"

"Buck was sent to the sunshine Institute because he was too sexy. Then, he broke out. Then, he broke back in. Is that how it goes?"

"I suck whale at this."

"Rainbow six siege again?! Really John?! Is this gonna keep going until "RAINBOW SIX SEIGE WITH FRIENDS #69" Exists?!"

"F**k me, Jesse!"

"M.J's mom: M.J? Kenzie? Where are you?

Both: WE'RE IN THE CLOSET!!!!!

M.J's mom: figured. Why don't you guys come out already?

Me: That.. just sounds-

M.J's mom: yeah, it's supposed to.

Both: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAH LOOOOOORD"

"Turn that off!!!!"

(Okay, many other people have said this, but trust me when I say it was pretty bad..

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

"sUcK iT, hArPeR!!!"

"I literally blame at least half of my depression, suicidal tendencies, and psychotic behavior on the Wikipedia editors. That drove me half mad."

Buck: Space tastes Lonely..

"THAT MUST BE WHAT YOU TASTE LIKE!"

"If you were a transformer, you would be Optimus Fine! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"I look up Transformers, and I see nothing but porn. I look up Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen, and I see nothing but porn. I look up Optimus Prime, and I find Even more porn. I don't even watch that stuff.. My phone is more corrupted than my own f**king mind.."

"I heard that Linkin park is only listened to by moody french fries who are on their period. I've listened to them my whole life, so...?"

"Note to self: One day, one specific Linkin park song is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life. Make sure it IS NOT BLEED IT OUT."

"Who crapped in your Cheerios?"

(Just the censored version of "Who pissed in your Cheerios?")

"M.J, how many weird dreams do you have? Jesse and Ivor having 400 kids, Jack and Radar walking in on Jesse while she's naked, you having Tier 15 with random friends... You sure you aren't in love with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Okay, we're already in the N's in the hurricane alphabet. Hurricane Irma, Hurricane Maria, hurricane Jose, hurricane Nate.. what's next? Hurricane Optimus Prime?"

"Or what about Hurricane Xara? PLEASE LET THAT HAPPEN"

"M.J: SHE KISSED ME

Me: NO I DIDN'T

John: WTF IS GOING ON"

"Hey, what would you say if I asked you out?"

"Hey, what would you do if I kissed you?"

"Hey, what would you do if I- *gets slapped*"

"Me: *Accidentally hits M.J in the chest*

M.J: Ow!

Me: sorry!

M.J: you sexy salted me!!

Me: I what?! XDDDD"

*Sings* "NOOOOOOOOO, NO MORE HARPVOR!! I'VE PAID FOR YOUR MISTAAAKES!!"

(That was my sucky parody of "No More Sorrow" by Linkin Park)

"Prison Radar touch!"

(Cheese touch Parody)

Me: *eating a wrap*

John: That's a good way to WRAP up a Friday! *Ba dum tss*

*Sirens go off*

"OH MY GAWD A NUCLEAR WAR"

*Reads about How likely the possibility of a nuclear war is*

*Hears a "boom" in the distance*

"OMG IT'S A TSAR BOMBA"

(I then had to remind myself that I DON'T, in fact live in Boomtown, and that I'm probably safe)

You know, I probably have many more, but I think that's enough for now.

(Okay, a bit off topic, but does anybody else wake up one morning, walk outside, and hear weird ominous sounds coming from the sky? Or am I going insane?)

(I don't know, I just want to know that what I'm hearing is normal, and not dangerous, because I'm paranoid)

Well, before I go, I have one idea.

I really want to make an animatic of "My whole family thinks I'm gay", by Bo Burnham.

Aand, I wanted to use Male Jesse and Radar in it XD

M.Jesse would be like: "I'M NOT GAY"

and Radar would be like:

"We're together, though"

XDD

Anyway, I tag

Laurmau4LifeOTP (mainly because yours would be pretty funny)

CrazyzTartz (I'm pretty curious)

@AyshaTheCringeQueen (it won't let me tag you. In fact, I'm not even sure if Rush tagged you or not. If she did, you don't have to do this. If she didn't, then.. well.. you get it, right?)

Winter_Blitzz21 (Not sure if you were already tagged, either. Sorry..)

(Fun fact: I was actually gonna tag myself, but instead of my own username, I accidentally typed in "IforInvestiGAY", and Wattpad crashed.)

Close enough, I guess.

Wattpad doesn't like gay me.

What's wrong with being gay, wattpad? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That's enough for now.

Toodles!
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