GUYS

I'M AN IDIOT

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!

You see that ninja? According to the uploader of the video, that ninja is IVOR.

now, take a look at this.

Look similar? That's because they're the same person. Ivor.

So, Ivor has his hands on the amulet, and it looks like he's going to use it to find either Jesse, or the rest of the old order.

Screw my life.

I ship Jessvor AND Jessdar. It'll definitely be awkward having both of them in the same episode.

I just hope that I don't have to chose between them.

Also, where the eff is Harper?

Is she a ninja too? Or is she.. gone?

I know that this is really unlike me to say, but part of me actually hopes that harpvor becomes canon. That way, I won't have to chose.

I mean, Jessvor was my number one OTP. It's still one of my favorite ships,

But.. it's just not my top priority anymore.

I literally have a reputation for being obsessed with Jessvor, so how is this going to play out?

Because technically, Jessvor and Jessdar don't exactly go hand-in-hand.

First it was Magnus, then Ivor, and now Radar.

It's all been happening in some weird pattern.

I shipped Jesse with Magnus, until he disappeared.

Then, I shipped Jesse with Ivor.

Then.. he disappeared.

Now, Radar.

If there's a season 3, I bet my SOUL that the same thing will happen. I'd be extremely, pleasantly surprised if Radar stuck around. In fact, telltale loves to toy with our emotions.

I have a feeling that if I say it, I'll jinx it, so I'm not.

But, you get what I mean, right?

(Basically what happened to Reuben)

Please don't let me jinx it..

That's what happened with harpvor..

Me: hmm.. I wonder what would happen if there was a character besides Jesse that everyone shipped with Ivor.. What would I do?

Harper: SUPRISE MOTHERF$#&ER

Me: OH COME ON TELLTALE

Yeah.. I blame myself for harpvor.

Sometimes, I swear to god that I can predict things without even trying.

Like, one time in grade 5, I had this dream about my friend. He was hanging by his feet on a tree. This.. blonde girl was watching him. Gaurding. I walked in, and tried to free him, but that mad-woman turned me into a chicken.

I literally only remember that the girl was blonde...

And, what do you know? In grade 6, a blonde haired girl comes in, and.. gone. He was gone. Just like that. I was too scared to do anything. Hence, "chicken".

This girl was mean, too. A Pitbull.

All I did was try to talk to her. *Sigh*

(No offence to Pitbull lovers. I have a Pitbull dog at my dad's house.. it was just an expression XD)

Oh, and I also predicted the structure block.

Why????

Why must the universe freak me out like this?!

Okay, I'm done creeping myself out..

For now.

Also,

Thanks, PurpleGirl102. I ship it! :D

Toodles!
😄

(PS: sorry for offending all harpvor shippers. I'm just talking about how the Ivor wiki destroyed my sanity..)