If you're reading this late at night, you may want to rethink your decision.

Just saying.

Have any of you guys heard of the SCP foundation? (Stands for "Secure, Contain, Protect.")

If you've never heard of it, consider yourself lucky. Or unlucky, if you're into creepy sh*t like that.

So, this chapter isn't for people who scare easily. Just wanna let you know. If you want anything in this chapter to make sense, look up "SCP foundation". Just.. not late at night. If you want to sleep, that is.

Why do I always to my SCP research at 1:00 am?

*cough* at least it's not 3:00 am *cough*

Soooo....

Me: *watching "Top 10 most terrifying SCPs*

*they start talking about SCP 096*

"If anyone views SCP 096's face, whether in person or through photographs, it will cry and cover its face for a full two minutes, before desperately trying to kill the subject who viewed it."

"It seems to know the exact location of where the subject is, and will travel at incredible speeds to find them. Speeds may vary depending on where the victim is." (You don't want to hear the next part if you want to fall asleep tonight)

Me: okay, as long as they don't-

Video: *shows a clear photograph of SCP 096's face*

Me: WHAT THE FU-

In my opinion.. that's pretty fricking dumb.

That's a photograph, dumbass! If this was real, everybody who just saw that photo would be screwed over!

So many people would just go missing.. god damn it XDD

(I have a dark sense of humour...)

Well... it's better than not taking proper care of the lights in SCP 173's cell.

Wait. That happened in "SCP: Containment Breach"..

WELP, WE'RE SURROUNDED BY BUFFOONS AND THE HUMAN RACE IS DOOMED

(Yes, I know that the SCP foundation isn't real. I just really like imagining what it'd be like if it WAS real.)

Also, if you DO know of the SCP foundation.. what's your favourite SCP?

Mine is SCP 049. (*cough* I like that mask)

Some dude: I SHIP IT

Me: you won't after this:

I am genuinely sorry.

welp

Good luck sleeping tonight.

(If I got something wrong in this, please correct me. I like being corrected... sometimes.)

*thinking about life decisions, and how I sound like some weird 9 year old kid obsessing over fictional creatures*

Toodles!
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