Me: Jose

Jose: *unresponsive*

Me: Jose

Jose: *unresponsive*

Me: JOSE

Jose: CHEESECAKE

Me: what in the actual heck

Sometime in the future:

Both: *watching Ice age 3*

*Scene where Sid is surrounded by lava comes up*

Jose: Is that lava?

Me: no, it's cream cheese.

Jose: *laughs hysterically*

Sometime in the past:

Both: *eating popsicles*

Jose: does Buck like popsicles?

Me: I don't know, Jose.

Jose: we suck on popsicles, not Buck!

Me: *chokes*

Jose: we don't suck on Buck!

Me: ಠ╭╮ಠ

Toodles!
😏

(Life is being a pain in the ass. I'm sorry for not updating.. I'll make up for it)