*Batman is about to smash something on top of superman*

Batman: *picks up what looks like a sink?*

Me: Bruce..

Batman: *starts walking over to superman, who is laying on the floor*

Me: Bruce no

Batman: *looks down at superman, still holding the sink*

Superman: *choking on what I presume to be Kryptonite*

Me: Do not chuck that on him

Batman: *holds the sink up higher*

Me: Batman no

Batman: ....

Me: bAtMaN nO

Batman: *holds up sink*

Me:

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Batman: *Smashes the sink on superman*

Toodles!
🙂