NOTCH DAMMIT

Not only did I not have any time to play Episode 5 today, but I probably won't be able to tomorrow either.

The sadness cherry on top of the sundae of sorrow is this; I've been spoiled. Slightly...

(WARNING: SMALL UNIMPORTANT SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 5!)

So, apparently there's this time skip around the ending. Not sure what is happening in it, not sure why, but now I'm all anxious about it.

I'm worried about time skips. I feel like something's going to go wrong. Like, a Character will die, and the time skip will show a scene of Jesse visiting their grave...

Oh, and this was all because I made the dumb mistake of going on the Ivor Wikipedia. I wanted to see if any harpvor was still being added, completely forgetting that Episode 5 even existed.

In fact, I completely forgot about Episode 5 for about half the day. No hype, no nothing. When I woke up in the morning, I didn't jump out of bed and immediately try to download the Episode like I normally did. Instead, I walked out of my room, wobbling around and bumping into everything like I was drunk.

"What happened the night before? Did you drink too much apple cider or something?"

No. Actually, in a lot of ways, being super tired is a lot like being drunk. Things you say might make complete sense in your head, when they make no sense to others.

Also, when you write something while you're super tired, it's hard to remember it when you fall asleep and wake up.

A lot of the time, I'll wake up, suddenly remember that I wrote something on Wattpad, and pray that I didn't say anything stupid.

Most of the time I don't say anything bad, but that's nothing compared to the stuff I've found in my diary after I woke up. Ermagerd, Kenzie, you have an extremely weird thought process..

On another Episode 5- related note...

I feel extremely bad for Aysha. If you didn't see Episode 5, you probably won't know what I'm talking about.

I haven't actually played it yet, so I'm not 100% sure of what's going on in the scene, but I'll try my best to explain it.

I think That Romeo destroyed champion city, and made Stella stare at the aftermath. Telltale had been ripping Admella to shreds lately... But in all honesty, I'm not super surprised. That's Romeo's true personality. He's manipulative, Cunning, and psychopathic.

I don't think any sort of romantic relationship with Romeo in it would end up working out in the end. (Sorry Aysha..) especially freaking Romera. (Romeo x Xara)

No offense to anyone who ships it, but the ship just makes NO sense to me. Put yourself in Xara's shoes..

You have two best friends who you Love to death. (In a friendly way, of course) You three are inseparable, and can't go one day without talking to eachother.

Always talking, always spending time together, you three spend all your time with eachother.

Then one day, one of your two best friends starts acting more sociopathic, and manipulative. When you and your other best friend refuse to join their crazy plans, they MURDER your best friend!

Could you ever imagine yourself in a romantic relationship with your former best friend who is now a murderer?

No! Of course not!!

Sorry for randomly criticising this ship, it just doesn't make much sense to me.

Going back to the topic of feeling like I'm drunk, I'm starting to feel that way right now... That's probably why I'm rambling on so much.

I'm gonna publish it, so hopefully there's no mistakes in here.

I really need to get to bed though, so have a good night.

Toodles!
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