It's time.

A/N: The above video is hilarious. It's a Shape Of You boss baby cartoon thingy.

Yay it works now!!!

Anyway, I can't wait to see how they react. Bet you can't, either 😉 You'll see why the title's called that in a second. More like 5 minutes, actually.

I posted some new homemade memes, they're at the bottom! (Unless I forget to post them-Vara please remind me to do that XD) Also I forgot if I mentioned this before but if you want to know the name of a character in KotLC and the pronounciation, just go to Siri and she'll pronounce it for you. I've done it with all of the KotLC names and they've been how SM pronounces it, so far! Just say "Is ______ in my contacts?" And she'll pronounce it somehow

Okay so like my mom just came in and I was reading an adorable piece of Sokeefe FanFiction and apparently I squealed out loud, when I was supposed to be checking the answer key for my math homework and I quickly switched back to the answer key and my mom was like "why are you squealing at your math homework" and I was like "BECAUSE ITS ADORABLE" and I was like "waaaaaait...Sokeefe isn't math homework. Sorry" and my mom was like "stop being so sassy all the time you have to stop" and she left the room and I'm like Jace here who would probably just stare at the wall in silence while swearing by the angel that he would never get rid of his sass

Another also: (Boy I think the A/N will be longer than the actual chapter lol) I probably won't be here after 11/6 till I read Flashback. So today I found out that my friend's friend is preordering it but I barely know who she is so I asked my friend to talk to her. And her friend told her that I could borrow it after she and her friend was done reading it. (I have a #14 Hold on it at the library, but I'm banned from the library from my mom so I can't get it. Sad)

And that will take AT LEAST a month, from the page length. So I probably will be gone for at least a month, until I get Flashback. I have this curse which makes people tell me spoilers from it when it's released (that didn't happen on TTOA #3-But that might be because I read it a few days after it was released...) and I'm trying rlly hard for that to not happen.

So yeah. Just thought I should tell you. And I need a comment on my story that once it's released, tells me that you read Flashback. Something like "I have read Flashback". And I won't put any spoilers until all readers have said that. Also no comments that have Flashback spoilers. Hey, I'm not Miss Lady Vespera the Ruthless who spoiled everything!! Anyway if I'm finally done with the super long A/N that's probably more words than the chapter, you can start reading :D

P.S. You may see some song lyrics in the chapter, so if you see them and know the lyrics, either comment the song name or some lyrics from it :)

Clary: Is anyone on? I need your help with something

Jace: Me

Clary: I don't trust you enough

Jace: That hurts, Fray.

Clary: Didn't I tell you not to call me that?

Sophie: Jace is like Keefe's identical twin lol

Keefe: That hurts, Foster.

Jace: Now that's offensive

Me: YOU SAID THAT IN LODESTAR KEEFE

Keefe: ?....in Lodestar?

Vara: Yeah when Sophie, Fitz, and Tam went to that Neverseen hideout in the Lodestar mirror

Me: Vara, you're my savior.

Jace: I can't believe you even

Keefe: What

Jace: You...you copied me, the awesome lord of everything and insulted me-

Keefe: ExcUSe mE whO iS tHE aWEsoMe lOrD oF evERyThInG hERe

Jace and Keefe: Me

Jace and Keefe: *glare at each other*

Keefe: Come on Foster you can prove it

Sophie: *blushes*

Jace: Come on Fray prove it you've seen everyone gawk at me

Clary: *looks away*

Keefe: Every single prodigy stares at me in the hallways!

Jace: And every single person stares at me, too. They ask for my number.

Keefe: Well my mom's evil. And my dad is pretty much the worst person you ever met.

Jace: My parents are DEAD. And, well, my Morgenstern father is pretty evil.

Clary: He's not really your father but he's pretty much the evilest person alive

Keefe: Lol say that to the Neverseen and you'll be running away screaming.

Alec: We're all so similar...

Sophie: Your mom is gorgeous though...for an evil person

Keefe: What did you just say

Sophie: Ummmmm

Keefe: Hmmmmmm

Sophie: Well sorry Lord

Keefe: FINISH IT

Sophie: *sighs* Hunkyhair

Fitz: Ugh the Sokeefe

Keefe: Do you prefer Sophitz instead? Or did you go with Fitzphie?

Fitz: Maybe

Jace: ADMIT IT COGNATE OBSESSED BOY

Four: Yeah just admit it everyone knows it

Me: And it'll be confirmed after the short story in flashback!

Fitz: I keep asking you this and you don't answer, what short story?!?!

Me: Tell ya later, who wants to see my beautiful art I drew?!?!

Vara: It really is beautiful. And Keefe, you especially will LOVE it!

Keefe: I'll....like it?

Vara: Sophie might like it too. Depends.

Me: I have one of Grady and Edaline I probably wasn't supposed to show you but whatever. I have a not so good one of you too Sophie

Sophie: Oh goody 😑

Keefe: Our little Foster is getting even more snarkier!

Vara: You mean SNAKIER. And Sophie, you're gonna manifest as a snake soon.

Sophie: Um okay

Sophie: Wait WHAT

Vara: Tsk, tsk. Better pay attention next time, Sophie!

Keefe: FOSTER WILL MANIFEST ANOTHER ABILITY I BET YOU

Sophie: Guys please

Vara: Guys please NO

Keefe: I'm the snarkiest out of all of them!

Jace: Nuh uh uhhhhhhh. Who's even more snarkier?

Me: Dun dun duuuuuuun

Keefe: Get on with it

Me: Erm...so I drew a picture of your mom BEFORE I saw what she looked like, here's my first draft (super bad)

Keefe: ...

Me: I know...

Entire KotLC Fandom: *applauds, even Tam and Keefe*

Keefe: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL *wipes tear*

Keefe: AND SUPER ACCURATE

Vara: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or real but probably the first

Keefe: WRONG! ITS BEAUTIFUL

Me: She's your MOM, Keefe. And that was just my first draft because I gave up on it like 5 minutes after. The next one's better.

Keefe: Booooooo I hate this one

Me: Oh yeah Halloween's coming up

Keefe: What

Me: I'm doing that one soon! Tam will like it lol

Tam: I don't like the sound of this

Sophie: Oh you will Tam hahahahahaha

Me: Back to the portrait?

Fitz: This one is slightly more accurate-

Vara: So you're admitting that the first one looks exactly like Gisela?

Me: YAS GOOOOOO VARA NICE WAY TO SHUT DOWN THE FITZTER *gives Vara a high five*

Keefe: You see, Vara is going to be my NEW partner in sass. Not the Fitzster

Fitz: *rolls eyes* No, I meant that even though it's not exactly like Gisela-

Me: That hurts, Vacker.

Sophie: Please tell me you don't like him too

Me: Ugh no

Me: Sorry Fitz

Fitz: No problem *flashes movie-star worthy smile*

Tam: What happened

Sophie: My bad!

Sophie: Um....I meant...KEEFE!

Keefe: I'm in the Forbidden Cities, I can't even be near you

Sophie: Why are you in the FC

Vara: AHA SOPHIE WE CAUGHT YOU

Sophie: AAARGH BYE

Biana: No....Sophie you can't run away every time something bothers you. Look with your eyes, not with your mouth!!!

Me: My old 5th grade teacher used to say that Biana

Biana: Glad I remind you of him/her!

Me: You actually do!

Vara: It's time for Vespera

Me: Ugh fine

Dex: This one is awesome. Love what she's saying, too!

Keefe: I agree!

Sophie: Lol "Dobby the Ruthless"

Harry: But Dobby's nice

Hermione: Yeah he was.

Me: Exactly. This is why it's Dobby the RUTHLESS. I'm pretty sure you've met Vespera like, 3 times before now...

Sophie: This is actually kind of what she looks like. You just don't have a lot of color or detail.

Me: Well I'm not really the type that colors. Vara's my assistant for that. She colors SO WELL!!! I drew a picture of you Keefe, and she colored it so well. Do you mind if I show them, Vara?

Vara: Not at all!

(Yes Vara actually did this)

Keefe: What's fandom Texting? (A/N: I have this folder in notes called fandom texting and the folder name is huge so when I'm working on it at school they all say that when they see it. At least 19 people have said that, after that I lost count.)

Percy: Whoa that's like...supreme

Me: Please don't get me started on that human trend -_-

Sophie: That looks exactly like him!!!

Keefe: Thanks Foster

Jace: ME COLOR ME NEXT

Me: Sorry, Vara's overwhelmed with requests from me right now so she can't take any more at the moment. Sorry again.

Jace: You're mean

Me: Thank you! That's a compliment coming from you!

Jace: I....what?

Vara: Tahw....I?

Clary: BOOM you shut him down thanks

Vara and me: No problem

Jace: What

Vara: What

Jace: Whaaaaaaaaaat

Vara: Is wrong with youuuuuuuuuu

Me: 🤭

Sophie: EPIC BURN

Vara: Lol if Lily were here she would say PRECIPITATE

Me: Or CONDENSE

Vara: Or EVAPORATE

Me: Or ACCUMULATE

Jace:

Jace: But you said YOU

Vara: Yup, I said YOU. I probably should've said me, because you mean you as a contraption but me is better in a conjunction sentence but with compound and singular sentences, you're supposed to say you WHOLE in compound and pluralular sentences but like I said, you can't say me as a contraption, only you. Plus you're supposed to say you and me, not me and you. You also use apostrophes for you, but not me. But the apostrophes are sometimes imposters, which make everything even more confusing. Basically, I said you.

Jace:

Me: Uhhhhhhh

Me: Vara I'm the grammar expert here and I barely understood half of what you said

Jace: I'm not invisible, either!

Vara: I'm the expert on writing things that look like they make sense, but actually don't when you try to reason it out.

Vara: Shush Greebean, but I made like half of that up. Don't ask me, it's in my nature.

Me: Okayyyyyy...but there's a word for that. I think it's a paradox but there are 2 definitions for it and both of them are completely the opposite and I don't see how it makes sense.

Vara: Well, maybe the word paradox itself is a paradox!

Me: XD

Four: Uhhhhh what

Vara: WHAT

Me: Vara...

Vara: Fine. Moving on to the Dizznees! Dex, you'll love this one!

Dex: You...drew my family?

Me: Yeah But I didn't have a visual of them so they're all pretty bad. Also your mom's head is chubby, say sorry to your mom from me about that

Dex: ...okay?

*pretend it's an amazing piece of art by Laura; and yes this time Kesler is there and I tried to make him smile but he looked weird and I couldn't find a good smile for him and Dex's smile didn't look natural on him, no matter how many factors I changed-pretend he's disgusted by the stuffy nobles? Also I forgot to connect his neck. Sorry*

Dex:

Vara: ...Surprise?

Sophie: The triplets are perfection

Keefe: And even if Kesler isn't smiling, he still looks good.

Dex: That...that....

Biana: Dex you look so much older!

Sophie: And maturer

Dex: It's beautiful 😍

Dex: Especially me

Dex: I look like how I want to be (Yeah that's for you Dex fans!)

Biana: Lol but Bex looks really innocent

Me: THAT WAS ON PURPOSE

Keefe: But Bex is the lovey-dovey one...why'd you make her the most innocent?

Ro: They are actually a little in need of punishment...

Vara: That's mean! The triplets are awesome

Dex: I'll NOT tell them you said that.

Vara: DEX IS A MEANIE

Me: He is

Dex: Fine!!!

Vara: Okay now he's not

Me: Okay so I'm going to show Grady and Edaline and Sophie by themselves because I can't draw them all at the same time, since Grady looks like he's taking a selfie

Vara: What's wrong with that?

Me: Everything

*I know.....her hair's barely connected to her head and she looks a lot more like my friend from school but ignore that*

Sophie: That actually does look pretty realistic

Keefe: Foster looks perfect

Sophie: *blushes*

Me: Sophie you have a blushing disease in the books and we need to cure it right away

Keefe: SHE'S RIGHT

Fitz: Stop it, Keefe. You're embarrassing her.

Keefe: *throws hands up* WHO'S the empath here?!

Sophie: Me! I manifested as an Empath right now

Me: -_-

Vara: Stop being so snaky Sophie

Sophie: Yeah! I also manifested with snake-powers now!

Vara: STOP

Tris: How does that even work?

Marella: Hey, I have the ability to control and make fire. And Sophie can do pretty much anything. Usually she ends up almost dying, but oh well.

Percy: So you can launch yourself off of a cliff while almost dying?

Dex: Dude that's one of her abilities

Biana: Yeah she can teleport, but it only works when she's falling free. So off a cliff

Percy: *mind-blown*

Annabeth: How...What...But...I...

Me: Come on, Annabeth! Percy can control water (Linh too), Jason can fly, and you always have a plan. *flips hair* and Piper can charmspeak. And Nico can...do whatever he does but I don't know how to explain it. What do you expect?

Hermione: I expected that, I'm smarter than you Annabeth!

Harry: I'm a wizard, Harry!

Sophie: Yer a wizard Harry!

Hermione: WINGARDIUM LEVIoSA! STOP STOP STOP! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! ITS LEVIoSA, not LEVIOSAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHAHABSJHSJAKXJSKM

Annabeth: NO ITS LEVIOSAAAAAAARRRRRRRHAHAJKDKWKMSJDJWKSJS YOU'RE RIGHT RON

Ron: Yay

Vara: WHAT

Fitz: BOI LET'S NOT TALK TOO MUCH

Clary: COME ON NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD

Percy: COME COME NOW AND FOLLOW MY LEAD

Linh: UNDER THE SEAAAAAA

Tam: LINH WHAT'S WRONG

Sophie: YOU'RE MY FLAAAASHLIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTT

Four: Can't touch THIS!

Dex: I CAN'T LIE TO YOU

Dex: SO LEMME TREAT YOU BETTERRRRRR

Fitz: CALL ME BABY IF YOU NEED A FRIEND, I JUST WANNA SET YOU FREE

Sophie: THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG, TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG

Tam: I never had your life

Katniss: PROVE I'M ALRIGHT SONGGGGGG

Tam: You're alright but not you're not a Song

Linh: I've been staaaaaring at the edge of the waaaater long as I can remember, never really knowing whyyyyyyy

Tam: LINH YOU HAVEN'T CONTRACTED SOME HUMAN-SONG DISEASE RIGHT

Linh: I wish I could be the perfect daughter, but I come back to the water, no matter how hard I tryyyyyyy

Tam: ARE YOU DEPRESSED OR SOMETHING

Keefe: I'VE LOVED YOU FOR A THOUUUUUSAAAAND YEEEAAARSSS SOPPPPPHIIEEEEEEE

Fitz: AND I'VE LOVED HER FOR A MILLLLLIIIOOOON MORRREEEEE

Keefe: AND ALL ALONG I BELIEVE YOU WOULD KNOW ME

Fitz: COGNATES BROUGHT YOUR HEART TO ME

Fitz and Keefe: IIIIIII HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE THE DAYYYYYYYY WE MET

Keefe: *whispers* And I'll love Sophie more than the Fitzster...

Fitz: KEEFE HAS DIED EVERYDAY, BECAUSE HE KNOWS

Fitz: THAT SOPHIE LOVES MEEEEE AND NOT HIMMM

Fitz: FOR A THOUUUUUSAND YEARS

Fitz: BECAUSE ELVES ARE PRACTICALLLYYYYY IMMMORTALLLLLLL

Keefe: gO AwAy CoGNatE oBSEsseD bOI

Linh: UNDER DA SEAAAAAAA

Keefe: I WAS LEEEEEFT TO MY OWWWWWNNNN DEVIIIICES

Simon: MANY DAYYYYYS FELL AWAYYYYY WITH NOTHING TO SHOWWWW

Tris: And the walls kept tumbling down

Clary: IN THE CITY THAT I LOOOOOOVE

Everyone: GREAT CLOUDS ROLL OVER THE HILLS BRINGING DARKNESS FROM ABOOOOOOOVE

Boys: But if you close your eyes

Girls: Eh oh eh oh

Boys: Blah blah blahhhhhhhh

Everyone: What

Me: STOP EVERYONE OR I WILL SIC HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX ON YOU. AND BELIEVE ME, I DID THAT ONCE TO SOMEONE WHO SAID THEY HATED HARRY POTTER AND THEY AVOIDED ME LIKE THE PLAGUE FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE. SO STOP. AS MUCH AS I LOVE THESE SONGS, ITS TIME.

Vara: Yeah its time to go home everyone

Me: Yeah sorry you might not see me for a while. Maybe. I might write one more before my one-month hiatus.

Fitz: For what?

Vara: WHAAAAAAATTTTTT

Me: For FLASHBACK

Dex: SWEEET THE FLASHBACK'S FINALLY COMING AND WE CAN STOP STRESSING

A/N: DEX!!!

Anyway so my memezzzzzz

Lol yup

True dat.

Lol. Is there anything else I forgot to add

Probably

Here's something for PJ fans and THG

Sorry it's so small. But I was re-reading the ebook and I was like "Hmmmm those names sound familiar" and I'm pretty sure they're the names of the brothers in THG. The twins in the film crew in Mockingjay? I'm pretty sure Pollux is the Avox while Castor is the normal guy? Some thing like that. I just though it was weird because they have the same names and they're twins.

So yeah that's it for today and have a great tomorrow!

-StickyTheCarpet

(I just realized my username sounds so ridiculous when said out loud...)