A/N: There might be some confusion among who is who, so I labeled the names. You'll know what I'm talking about as you read. This one features a special guest! (Or a few)

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Keefe: Ahhhhh. Nothing like hearing the sound of sweet surrender.

Sophie: GRRRRRRRR

Clary: What's going on?

Keefe: So we found something my mom left behind at Candleshade and it dredged up a memory. I bet Foster that she couldn't piece together the memory and-

Vara: IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS IN LEGACY?!

Keefe: ...what?

Jace: You mean A legacy. Wait, it's been the same pattern. A Flashback, too...and A Nightfall, or I guess it's THE nightfall...

Vara: Uhhhh a pattern needs to repeat more than thrice to be a pattern. Plus, I was talking about-

Me: VARA. Never mind her, continue on Keefe.

Me: *whispering to Vara* We need to find out as much as I—uh, we—can without SM or anyone else getting suspicious.

Vara: *nods*

Me: Anyway Keefe, what happened?

Keefe: Well-

Sophie: Don't you DARE tell them the rest

Fitz (as Keefe): Fear the almighty Foster, got it.

Tris: Keefe, we know it's you......

Fitz (as Keefe): Seriously?! I thought I had it!

Vara: Lol "Fitz", next time try to be subtle.

Me: And don't use Foster.

Fitz (as Keefe): Eh, it's her nickname. From ME, not the Fitzster.

Vara: ....why don't you go on your own account, Keefe? It's kinda confusing in case you can't tell

Fitz (as Keefe): It's funner here! That way I can watch our little blush-Master Fitzy going red and checking me to see if I'm talking about-

Keefe (as Fitz): SHUSH!

Jace: Keefe/Fitz, funner is NOT a word. You NEED to work on your grammar.

Fitz (as Keefe): Fitz, why are you on my imparter?!

Keefe (as Fitz): You deserve it!!!

Vara: *snorts* AMAZING argument, Fitz. You need to work on your arguing skills, too. Anyway, come ON guys!! We all know Sophie's the real blush master, not Cognate Obsessed Boy Who's Also Obsessed with Saying Hey!

Keefe (as Fitz): Hey!

Fitz (as Keefe): *snickers*

Sophie: HEY!

Me: Awwww the Cognates are saying stuff at the same time now.... *whispers* Sokeefe shall win

Vara: Don't be mean, Greebean-

Percy: That rhymes!!!

Vara: After all, Sophie capitalized her "Hey" while Fitz didn't. It proves that Sophie's more aggressive than Fitz.

Keefe (as Fitz): Or am I.....you've never seen me when I'm angry.

Vara: *sarcasm* Uh huh, "Keefe". I've never EVER seen you angry at all.

Me: Actually, Keefe (the real one), have we ever seen you angry? In the books?

Vara: GREEBEAN

Me: OH RIGHT

Me: Never mind

Vara: I'm so proud of you, Greebean! You know exactly what I'm going to say before I say it!

Me: Thanks!!!

Fitz (as Keefe): Well my "bad emotion" is guilt. Fitzy's is anger. We SO can't tell.

Keefe (as Fitz): HEY!

Vara: *whistles* Never mind about that capitalized "hey"s I was saying earlier.

Percy: Aaargh can we get to something that doesn't restrict the non-KotLC fandom members?

Vara and me: ...........

Percy: I said something unexpected, didn't I?

Me: Yeah

Me: Anyway, I need Ella! Where is she?!?!

Sophie: Ella's in my room.

Vara: Wait, how are you talking to Marella in your room?

Sophie: .....what? Ella can't talk, she's a STUFFED ANIMAL. And her full name isn't Marella.

Vara: *rolls eyes* Another thing to add to the "Foster Obliviousness List". Wait, that's a thing, right?

Fitz (as Keefe): We should create one!!!

Me: OHHHH! I was talking about the Pyrokinetic Sophitz fanelf, not Ella the elephant.

Marella: ....do you mean me?

Me: Yeah I call you Ella...mentally. Same with Pyrokinetic Sophitz fanelf. Because you seem such a huge fan of Sophitz in the books....

Marella: Uh, that's because.....never mind

Me: Well actually when I'm talking about you I say Ella because my keyboard autocorrects you to mArella and that looks ugly

Marella: ......

Me: Yes?

Marella: I don't go by nicknames. Not Mare. Not Ella. Not Rella. I go by MARELLA. No girly "talky talky" stuff with me, too. I don't deal with shenanigans. One strike and you're thrown off the table. And-

Vara and me: YOU SOUND EXACTLY AS YOU DID IN THE FIRST BO-

Me: Vara...*whispers* the fourth wall....

Vara: Oh yeah...yikes, things must be bad if you're reminding me about the fourth wall.......

Marella: Uh, what?

Me: Nothing, Ella. As I said-

Marella: I AM NOT ELLA

Me: Whatever, Ella.

Marella: *fumes*

Me: Is mArella okay by you, then?

Marella: NO!

Me: Anyway Ella, as I was saying, I need your help. You have to give Sophie a message from me.

Marella: Why me? Why not Keefe? Or Fitz?

Me: Because-

Marella: Actually, better question. Why don't you do it yourself?

Everyone: *silent*

Sophie: BOOM!

Me: BECAUSE, ELLA! BECAUSE I'M NOT A STALKER LIKE YOU SO OBVIOUSLY ARE!

Everyone: *super quiet*

Sophie: Shots FIRED!

Marella and me: SHHHHHHHHHH

Vara: Are you guys snakes or dolphins now? I forgot.

Me: We're.....uh, what animal makes a shhhhhh sound?

Keefe: ....you do!!!

Vara: Wait, so did you and Fitz/Keefe switch back to your normal people and to your normal imparters?

Fitz: Yeah

Me: ......

Sophie: BURRRRRRN

Keefe: Finally!!

Me: Lol I was actually asking that question to my friends and they were like uhhhhhh idk but then Ellie said "YOU DO!" And we all laughed. But continue on.

Marella: But aren't you supposed to continue?

Me: Oh yeah, sorry Sassella.

Marella: UGHHHH

Me: Anyway, please give the message I sent you.

Marella: Fine. Wait, what's this paper thingy.....

Me: It's called an envelope. Open the triangle part and see what it says.

Marella: OHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO GET THIS TO SOPHIE ASAP

Keefe: Is anyone else curious enough to steal a certain jackalope from Foster to see what it says?

Marella: She said it's an envelope. And you mean me?

Keefe: No, Foster. Because she's supposed to get it.

Sophie: Uh no...but Marella PLEASE COME HERE IMMEDIATELY

Keefe: *pouts* No invitation for me?

Sophie: *rolls eyes* As far as I'm concerned, this "message" most likely involves you, which is why she isn't willing to share it here.

Me: Eh, you could say that.... 😏

*waits a few minutes*

Sophie: OHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSS

Tris: What?

Keefe: Yes, please tell us

Sophie: You're going to regret that favor you owed me some time ago, Keefe 😈

Keefe: Ooh, I'm SO scared....maybe....

Ro: This is something I GOTTA be here for!

Clary: Wait, Ro, didn't you owe Keefe a favor too?

Keefe: .....how do you know that?

Jace: I'd like to know the answer as well.

Clary: *flushes* Um.....OH JACE YOU OWE ME A FAVOR AS WELL! I'M USING THE FAVOR RIGHT NOW.

Jace: Thanks, woman.

Me: All right Ro, you're in!

Ro: YES!

Keefe: Ro, as my supreme bodyguard, I order you OUT.

Ro: But you don't even know what the favor will be.

Sophie: Yeah Keefe, you honestly don't :)

Keefe: I don't care, and by the look of Foster's text, she went for humiliation :(

Me: And in Nightfall, you were all for it.

Keefe: In.....Nightfall?

Vara: SHE SAID NOTHING.

Luna: Ah, just like the Crumple-Horned Snorkack. They say nothing, yet the make the most beautiful sound in nature.

Me: Luna?!?! ASDFGHJKL I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! MY READERS WILL BE SO EXCITED TOO!

Luna: Thanks. Just like the Whittling Snickerhorsie! I'm so surprised you aren't a tad bit more annoying, though.

Me: Oh I'll get more annoying, just not in front of Luna!!

Luna: Am I really that famous?

Vara: TOTALLY!

Luna: Thanks.

Me: Anyway what were we talking about?

Luna: How I was famous.

Vara: Oh, I think she might have meant before you came here...

Luna: Oh, that's alright! You don't have to apologize.

Vara: Um.....Thank you?

Luna: Anytime!

Sophie: We were talking about Keefe's favor :)

Keefe: Fosterrrrrrr you HAD to remind them

Fitz: Yeah she did...come on Sophie, stop stalking and tell us the favor already!!!

Sophie: Sorry but I don't stalk...

Fitz: Huh?!

Annabeth: *snickers* You said stalking instead of stalling.

Fitz: Sorry! I meant stalling

Luna: That's alright!

Fitz: ....I wasn't talking to you....

Luna: Well, I'm a firm believer that everyone should apologize for the mistakes someone else makes because how else would you learn?

Me: LET'S GO, LUNA!

Luna: *smiles* anytime.

Fitz: Well then, anyway, we're-

Vara: Let me cut you off before I explode, please.

Fitz: Waiting!

Vara: Oh...never mind.

Me: I feel you, Vara....

Luna: I'm very sorry to interrupt, but would someone please explain what's happening?

Vara: Biana, you want to do the honors?

Biana: Gratefully! So we've known Keefe for forever, but we don't know his middle name, since he doesn't want to reveal it. And-

Keefe: Wait, how do you know it's about...NO

Biana: YES! Sophie just messaged me on her imparter about it!!!! Sorry, Keefe.

Luna: Ohhhhh, I understand completely now.

Keefe: FOSTER

Keefe: IF YOU LOVE ME

Keefe: AND MY HAIR

Keefe: DON'T DO THIS

Sophie: Ehhhh....

Marella: Oooh, put some ice on that burn!

Keefe: Foster, I'm seriously wounded....

Sophie: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Fitz: Right on, Soph!

Sophie: My name's sophIE! (Someone suggested that she said that in an earlier react but I forgot who it was, I am dearly sorry for that, but if you did and want credit, please message me so I can get rid of this thingy!)

Fitz: .....Sophie, you seriously wounded me...

Dex: Fitz, you're rubbing off on Keefe a LITTLE too much...

Vara: I can actually see some similarities between you two now...

Grady: Oh no...

Keefe: WHO INVITED THE OTHER DAD HERE

Grady: ...excuse me?

Jace: It's his nickname. Because, you know, you call him That Boy, so he wanted to call you The Other Boy, but you're not exactly a boy...

Simon: Jace, I'd love to know how you know that.

Keefe: I'd like to know too, Jaceypoo.

Jace: 1, don't call me that.

Keefe: I'm sorry, Jaceypoo.

Jace: Ugh!

Keefe: *smirks*

Percy: He could go by Sasseypoo instead...

Jace: ...uh, I don't like that either...please...

TMI Fandom: ........

Alec: GUYS

Magnus: JACE

Izzy: SAID

TMI Fandom: PLEASE

TMI Fandom: ASDFGHJKLIWKWNSKANSKSJAKZMSKSKSMDKDJ

Me: Alright, enough, people. Jace, what was your reason?

Tam: Yeah, Jaceypoo!

Keefe: For the first time in forever, Bangs Boy, I like you.

Linh: AWWWWWW THEY'RE FINALLY FRIENDS!

Vara: PEOPLE! STOP STRAYING AWAY FROM THE TOPIC! GREEBEAN AND I ARE THE REAL QUEEN TOPIC CHANGERS HERE, NOT ANY OF YOU BOOK CHARACTERS!

Percy: ....I've never ever heard Vara shout before...

Me: Neither have I. I'm really scared now, guys. Things must be bad in fandom world if Vara's shouting.

Vara: AND I DIDN'T CARE THAT I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL EITHER!

Me: Alright, Vara, let's whisper. What happened?

Vara: ........Shannon told me what would happen in Legacy....

Me: VARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!!! TELL MOI

Vara: I can't....She told me to-

Me: WE'RE FANGIRLS! I DON'T CARE ABOUT RULES!

Vara: Pleeeeaaaseeeee

Me: Ugh, FINE. Do you at least know if anyone dies in it?

Vara: Uhhhhhh I may or may not have made a time machine and zapped myself into the future...

Me: ................................

Vara: And an author may or may not have caught me in the process...

Me: Wait, so are you fake?

Vara: No! What makes you think that?

Me: The time machine thingy....can I borrow it, btw?

Vara: Well, I specifically made it so I could revise my wrong test answers. So I needed to go back to the past, but instead it was to the future.

Me: Fiiiiiiine. Let's go back to the chat. Hope it's not chaos.

Vara: Knowing them, Greebean, do you really expect them not to get into some huge argument over whether, I don't know. Something crazy. Like, whether Luna's a moon. Or even better, if Jace is a Telepath or not?

Me: True...I guess we should hope for the best then, instead of assuming the worst.

Vara: Nightfall quote! But...I have a feeling we're going to wish that we assumed the worst...

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Percy: NO! JACE IS NOT A TELEPATH!

Clary: I REALLY DOUBT THAT SOMETIMES!

Sophie: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU PEOPLE THAT TELEPATHS HAVE TO OBEY RULES AND-

Hermione: BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE RULES IN THE FIRST PLACE-

Annabeth: WELL THEN WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HIM?!

Sophie and Hermione: BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SIDE TO TAKE ANYMORE!

Grady: Yeah!

Hermione: ....who even are you?

Grady: A stalker monitoring if you're good influences on my daughter

Sophie: DAAAAAD GO AWAY

Grady: That's like asking me to go away

Sophie: BUR-Wait what

Jace: LOL

Annabeth: .....okay then....BUT JACE IS *NOT* A TELEPATH, BECAUSE THEN HOW DID CLARY KNOW THAT IF JACE WOULDN'T-

Clary: EXCUSE ME BUT ALEC AND JACE ARE PARABATAI SO THEY WOULD—Wait did I switch sides or...

Annabeth: Idek anymore...

Hermione: Poor Annabeth lol

Annabeth: pOOr aNnAbETh?!?! "POOR ANNABETH", MY DAGGER!!! NO WAY THAT YOU'LL EVER TRUMP ME-

Hermione: EXCUSE YOU BUT I'M SMARTER THAN YOU, WHICH IS WHY I'LL BE ABLE TO SUPPORT THE FACT THAT JACE ISN'T A TELEPATH AT ALL! I'LL EVEN WRITE AN ARGUMENTATIVE ESSAY ABOUT HIM!

Sophie: Yeah! Extreme lengths!

Grady: Yeah!

Sophie: .....are you staying here forever?

Grady: *shrugs* Probably. Until you can prove to me that you're not chatting with boys, and that'll take a while....

Sophie: ...........

Grady: But no one likes their parents ruining their fun so-

Sophie: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Grady: BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED, I was going to say-

Sophie: That you'd leave me alone!

Grady: No-

Sophie: Some variation of it, then-

Grady: No, I was going to say this since parents ruin all the fun, there's no one else that could ruin the fun this much for you 😈

Sophie: 😟

Sophie: ☹️

Sophie: 😣

Sophie: 😖

Sophie: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sophie: 😤

Grady: What are thooooooooose?

Sophie: Grrrrr. 😡

Grady: Oh, but I have good news!

Sophie: ......yeah.....?

Sandor: I'm going to be joining in also!! :D

Sophie: 😵

Tarina: And me!

Bo: And me!

Flori: I won't invade your privacy, Sophie, so I won't join in.

Sophie: Thanks, Flori!

Bo: The only reason we're here is to protect you, but it's super entertaining :)

Sophie: 👎👎👎😑😑😑😑

Grady: See?!

Sophie: If you're trying to make my life horrible, you're succeeding...

Jace: :)

Four: *whispers to Tris* Why's Jace just sitting calmly in the middle of this....?

Tris: Lol idk. Also....smeebo :)

Four: Mental hospital, I need you. Right now.

Keefe: Dude, you are not a telepath.

Jace: Then I'll tell you what you're thinking!

Keefe: From more than a thousand miles away? Yeah, right! I'll believe it when I see it.

Jace: Try me on any day that doesn't end with y.

Keefe: Too bad, today's Keefe Da! What am I thinking?

Jace: That you have the best hair in the history of elf-kind.

Keefe: .....I shall respect you in any way from now on....

Luna: Oh please, the Blibbering Humdinger could do that in a second! It's if-

Ro: Sorry to interrupt you moon-girl and Jaceypoo, but our little Sencen boy here thinks about his hair 24/7. Try and read MY MIND and see if you can do it!

Jace: You're thinking that you're the best bodyguard here on earth, and that Keefe needs to confess his secret...hmmm...I need to get the dirt on that....

Keefe: RO WHY

Ro: BECAUSE, SENCEN! Plus, it must be hard if you got past my mind...are you another Project Moonlark?

Jace: Nah, I'm Project Boobrie.

Keefe: DUUUUUUUUDE WE NEED TO BECOME BFFs BOW!

Ro: ...I'll leave them to their scheming...anyway, moon-girl, what were you saying before I so rudely interrupted you?

Luna: I said, it's if you can detect where his presence is that you have true talent.

Fitz: But most telepaths can't do that! Only Sophie!

Sophie: ANd i'M tHe bEsT tELePaTH eVEr

Fitz: Excuse me?!?! I was the best before YOU took over, with your little "I'm the black swan's puppet" and-

Sophie: DID YOU JUST INSULT ME

Fitz: Yes

Sophie: BUT....I'M YOUR COGNATE

Fitz: EXCUSE YOU, DID YOU USE MYYYYYYY ANNOYING SAYING?!

Sophie: WELL YOU CAN'T EXPLOIT YOUR ANNOYING SAYING 24/7! PLUS, YOU'RE MEAN!

Fitz: TOO BAD, YOU ARE TOO!

Tam: Sassroy Sassery Sasser.

Percy: Dude you could turn a freshwater lake into an ocean

Tris: sEcONd OnLY tO tAM

Tam: Was that supposed to be an insult?

Percy: No, a compliment, if you weren't stupid enough to ask-

Linh: DiD yOU jUsT cALL mY bRoTHeR stUpID?!

Percy: Maybe

Linh: GRRRR! ALL THE OCEANS WILL BE DISGRACED BY YOU!

Percy: HAHAHAHAAAAA! I COULD SAVE ATLANTIS IN A HEARTBEAT! IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH TALENT TO DO THAT!

Linh: WELL I'M THE GIRL OF ALL FLOODS AND-

Percy: OH, REALLY?! I DON'T THINK SO, AS YOUR LITTLE "I'M SO CLICHÉ AND PERFECT WITH ALL OF MY WATER TRICKS-"

Linh: WELL HOW CAN YOU DO BETTER WITH YOUR "I HAVE A QUEST NOW. AND NOW. AND NOW. AND NOW. OH, DID I TELL YOU I HAVE ONE TOMORROW, TOO?! ALSO, DID I TELL YOU THAT I CARE ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND SOOOOO MUCH?!"

Percy: WELL THAT'S BETTER THAN THINKING YOU CAN SOLVE EVERY LITTLE PROBLEM THAT-

Linh: UNLEASH THE WAVES!!!

Percy and Linh: UNDER THE SEAAAAA UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAA

Percy: DARLIN' ITS BETTER-

Annabeth: PERCY WHY ARE YOU CALLING HER DARLIN'?!

Percy: It's the lyrics of the song-

Annabeth: I'M MAD AT YOU! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

Percy: LINH THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

Tam: Hey I said that a few chapters ago!

Tam: And don't mess with my sister, dude. She looks all nice and cuddly, but...ooh, you called her darling. Let's see who's cuddling now-

Linh: WELL YOU INSULTED ME!

Percy: DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER!

Linh and Percy: UNDER THE SEAAAAAAA

Percy: COMPETITION

Linh: IN ATLANTIS

Percy and Linh: NOW!

Linh: Yes, Atlantis!!!

Linh: Which is

Linh: *whispers* Under the seaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tris: Honestly they'd make good cognates....WATER cognates, shall I say

Katniss: I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

Marella: NO, I AM! I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE FIRE!

Katniss: WELL I WAS NICKNAMED THE GIRL ON FIRE!

Marella: WELL, ABILITIES OVER WORDS IS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS!

Leo: Ladies, please! I love all of you, just the way you are-

Marella and Katniss: *with fires* HISSSSSSSSSS

Leo: Okay then....*backs off* BUT I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER FIRE! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Marella and Katniss: BOOM!

*nuclear bomb explodes everywhere*

Four: *joins Peeta, Frank, Jason, Simon, Magnus, Alec, Dex, Harry, and Ron* Are we the only calm ones who don't care about the fights that are going on?

Magnus: Yuppity yup.

Keefe: *runs in* GUYS! OUR SAVIORS ARE COMING BACK!

Simon: Me?

Keefe: *scowls* You're not a savior-

Alec: Tell that to the million people who's said that to him lol

Keefe: Too bad! Vara and Greenbean are walking in!!!

All da boys: YESSSSSSSS

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Vara: ...what has this world come to....

*There's stark debris everywhere! Thanks to a huge explosion which may or may not have been triggered by Marella Emberly Redek, Katniss Saggitaria Everdeen, and Leo Samuel Valdez, everything is rubble (I MADE UP THE MIDDLE NAMES PEOPLE...WELL BASED OFF OF EVIDENCE)*

Me: PEOPLE WHERE ARE YOU

Everyone: Here! *innocently smiles*

Grady: Hi! :)

Vara: WHY DID YOU-

Me: Wait Vara, since you're the nice, innocent "good influence", *giggles* I'll take over the yelling.

Vara: One like you shall be spared from the enormity of-

Me: Too bad. Now *ahem*

Me: WHY IS THERE AN EXPLOSION HERE?!?! WHY DID WE HOPE FOR THE BEST INSTEAD OF ASSUMING THE WORST?!

Dex: Hey, I told Sophie that onc-

Me: BUT MOST OF ALL, WHY DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?! WHAT STARTED THIS ALL?!

Harry: I'm honestly surprised you didn't ask how it happened...

Vara: Oh, she was just getting started :)

Me: YES, I WAS! YOU BETTER EXPLAIN THIS ALL TO ME RIGHT NOW OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES! GRADY?!

Grady: Ummm....idk how to explain...other than SOPHIE- *glares at Sophie* getting obsessed with a bunch of boys-

Me: *growls* YOU'RE GOING TO BE NO USE WITH YOUR "I NEED TO PROTECT SOPHIE FROM EVERYTHING LOL" ARGUMENTS! JACE, SPILL!

Jace: Sorry, but everything I say is a secret. Victoria's Secret, to be specific-

Me: *snarls* You'll regret that later. ELLA, YOU START!

Marella: *scratches back of neck sheepishly* Um, I guess it all started with Project Boobrie...

Vara and Me: Huh?!?!

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A/N: THANKS FOR READING! There's gonna be a part two to this!!! So stay tuned, hope you like it!