A/N: Formerely named "Siri, Ships, and Dams" but I just had to! I'll make another chapter called that, promise. 

Okay, yeah, I tried asking Siri about ships and it didn't work out TOO well. But we got something out of Siri, which I will post in this chapter, as well as a few Flashback memes I made and this cool thingy I also made. (For the meme: Thanks Jennifer Lawrence) There's also a collage of book quotes which will be at the bottom. Aaaaand I just realized I was supposed to do a Halloween chapter. Oh well, we'll do a combination.

That reminds me, I wanted to post this chapter on Halloween but I JUST WANT TO PUBLISH And also you're all probably going trick or treating. So I'm publishing NOW. Sorry, on-time self. 

No Flashback spoilers. Only stuff I made up about KotLC and those aren't really spoilers. (And don't believe anything that happened in KotLC here, unless you want to use it as a theory but it's really crazy so...)

Happy birthday, even if it's not your birthday! 😃

(Or as Dex would probably say: Happy Flashback!)

Me: Siri and ships don't mix well. Same with dams.

Vara: Well like every time you ask her a question, she just responds with "I'm not sure I understand."

Siri: I'm not sure I understand.

Vara: Stop Jace

Siri: This isn't Jace. This is Siri.

Vara: It's you Jace, I know.

Siri: No it's not.

Vara: Oh yeah! We've wanted to ask you this forever, Siri. Who do you ship?

Jace: SOPHITZ

Jace: I mean....answer Sophitz Siri, I didn't force you to answer at all

Siri: I ship Sophitz! But I'm not very sure that I-

Vara and Me: IT'S YOU JACE SIRI WOULDN'T ANSWER

Me: Maybe Siri is neutral and doesn't want to answer because she doesn't want to start a fandom war

Jace: Hoover Dam

Percy: Dam Hoover

Clary: Ships on the Hoover Dam

Four: The Hoover Dam Ships Siri

Me: I ship Siri and autocorrect! Their obliviousness is so perfect together.

Vara: True

Me: You know, it was named Hoover Dam because President Hoover was selfish and he wanted it to be named after HIM HIM HIM

Izzy: Thanks for the history lesson

Sophie: Lol you sound like a weird Santa Claus

Fitz and Keefe: What's Santa Claus?

Sophie: *Who's

Simon: This guy who only gives presents to the good little kids on Christmas. He gives bad people lumps of coal.

Fitz: You're getting a lump of coal for Christine Mars Keefe

Sophie: *Christmas

Vara: Autocorrecting your own Cognate, huh Sophie?

Sophie: *ignores Vara*

Keefe: What did I do?

Dex: I had a tracker on you on Tuesday. You sneaked into Councillor Alina's castle and put Giggling Gas in her Bottle of Youth.

Keefe: ...

Jace: ...

Jace: Is a Councillor your government?

Biana: Yeah we have 12 of them.

Izzy: Nice, we have the Clave.

Jace: Whoa

Jace: That must have been priceless

Keefe: I added an Imparter-Spy Camera to her meeting clothes. You should have seen the Council! Once they were trying to vote on whether to announce to everyone that Prentice was awake and whether Alvar deserved punishment (this didn't happen actually I'm making it up) and she kept giggling. Bronte was asking her why she was laughing and she said that she didn't know. It was hilarious to see her laughing without a scowl on her face, for once. And you should have seen the look on Bronte's face!

Sophie: I hope you took a video because I need to see it.

Fitz: I thought you said that when you were younger, you couldn't break into the castles?

Vara: Tsk tsk, Fitz. Always being a hyprocrite....are you jealous?

Fitz: No

Me: Yeah right lol

Biana: I think Sophie enhanced Dex that one time and he had an idea so he gave it to Keefe...right Dex?

Dex: How

Tam: "...And this is the reason why Biana Vacker manifested as a Vanisher."

Me: Salty Tammmmmm

Vara: Oh I saw this meme about how someone's autocorrect autocorrected 'Tam' to 'Ram-en' and they were thinking about how salty 'Tam-en' noodles would be. 😂

Me: MEME! That reminds me. I made some new memesssss

Tris: Why are Four and I in that meme? 

Me: Uhhhh no reason. And it's Shailene Woodley and-you know what, never mind. Better if you don't find out. 

Four: But-

Me: Next meme! This one isn't that accurate, but I thought it sounded funny.

Sophie: Oh I remember that. I was throwing a throwing star because-

Me: Shush. 

Me: Wait...did I shush Sophie while she was agreeing to tell me about something in Flashback?

Vara: Greenbean, how could you?!?!

Me: Sorry!!

Me: Jennifer Lawrence is awesome. I screenshotted all of the meme pics, btw. Took a LOT of time trying to sort through the right ones, but it was worth it. 

Vara: Same

Simon: THE SIMPSONS! 

Clary: Just so you know, he's going to say he loves that show. 

Simon: Why'd you have to spoil the fun?

Vara: I love this one, you screenshotted this too?

Me: Yeah! I snapped these 3 PERFECTLY! I'm so proud of myself. I actually found this while searching for "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis". I think I spelled that right. (And yeah, I did that from memory but I'm probably wrong. I'm obsessed with that word lol)

Me: And then I found the Simpsons video on YouTube and I was like "This'd be cool to make a meme out of". And I screenshotted it 3 times, and what do you know, it came PERFECTLY!!! Miracles can happen to me once in a while, you know. And lol I saw someone comment  that they could get pneumonia (that's gonna be my shortened word for it) from saying the long word.

Me: And then if you go to this link https://www.dictionary.com/browse/pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis they have this super funny pronunciation of it. I kept on playing it over and over again in social studies and my friend Charlotte was like "STOP IT! ITS ANNOYING!" And if you know me really well, you know that I still kept doing it. XD If I get a phone, I need to make that my ringtone! 

Me: Anyway, back to the memes. There's a part two.

Me: And the rest of the memes and Siri stuff will be at the bottom. 

 Dex: Seriously?! The Flashback hasn't come yet?!?! When will it come?!?!

Vara: It's planned to come on November 6th.

Tris: Isn't it kinda creepy that you know exactly when the flashback will come???

Me: No

Sophie: And who's Shannon Messenher?

Vara: *Messenger

Me: Tell that to yourself, Sophie. You really should know.

Vara: Hey yeah didn't you go to the library?

Linh: Um we couldn't because something happened and-

Vara and Me: WHAT SOMETHING

Sophie: None of your-

Tam: We uncovered the fact that-

Everyone: TAM NO

Keefe: BANGS BOY NO

Sophie: GUYS I'M GETTING A FLASHBACK

Sophie: I'M TRIGGERED

Fitz, Keefe, and me: *snickers*

Vara: Lol of course you are

Me: Wait Sophie, did saying "Shannon Messenger" bring back a memory?

Sophie: Yeah, the one that Forkle removed

KotLC fandom: OMVMFKDKKDKEMSKSMDMDKEKDMDJDKSMXMKDKSMXNDKDMXMXKSKDMXJSKXNXJEKSMJDKEMDJFKEMEJRIFJNDJWIWMSJQKWOKDJFMSMSKSKSKWKJDJDKDKEMMDIFKEJRKFKDKDIDIDKEKEKEKEKIDKDOKSKWJDODMSKS

KotLC fandom: EVERYONE SHUT UP OR ELSE THEY'LL GET A REAL-

Me: SHUSH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT HALLOWEEN NOT SHANNON MESSENGER'S TRIGGERED MEMORY

Sophie: *Sophie Foster's Triggered Memory

Me: We should make that into a newspaper headline. And I meant that Shannon triggered her memory.

Vara: Come on Greebean, we're witnessing Sophie's stolen memory. We can find out before the fandom knows and brag to them that we know what it is.

Me: That will result in an epic fandom war, but okay.

Sophie: I KNOW WHO MY PARENTS ARE

Me and Vara: WHO

Jace: BAD GRAMMAR

Me: SHUT UP JACE VARA AND I ARE RIGHT FOR THE 3RD TIME EVEN THOUGH WE AREN'T. THIS IS LIKE, THE MOST IMPORTANT FIND OF THE MILLENNIUM

Vara: Though I'd love to know; how did saying the name Shannon Messenger trigger Sophie's stolen memory?

Me: Ummmm is one of Forkle's secret identities Shannon?

Vara: Hmmmmmm that's actually a good theory (nope lol)

Me: EVERYONE WE FOUND OUT FORKLE'S LAST IDENTITY

Me: HE'S SHANNON MESSENGER

Vara: Or the memory could be about how Shannon ruined their lives by finding about them-

Me: KKSKMSNJSDNJEDJKWDMKDNKWDKJDSJKDSJKSD WHO CARES PUT THIS IN THE NEWS HEADLINES

Vara: Fandom Newspaper, KotLC Edition, Breaking News: Forkle's Secret Identity Revealed!

Me: Issuing an Interview with Gordon Spoony-Stevens Of Washington: *flips back hair, Tam-Style*

Vara: ...

Vara: You won't ever be able to let go of that, will you?

Me: Why not, Violet Kelly? I might even put it as my name for my profile!

Vara: nOoOoOoOOoOoooO

Me: Sorry Veronica

Vara: aPOloGiZE

Me: SORRY VARA

Vara: Sorry too Gordon

Me: APOLLOgize

Apollo: Anyone mention me?

Vara: NO

Apollo: Apollo the best

Apollo: Mentioned in Fandom Texting

Apollo: Awesomesauce is me

Everyone: ...

Me: Okay....I guess I walked straight into that one

Me: Also, Apollo, did I mention that I'm blessed by you?

Apollo: Nope, never knew! I guess you're good at archery, music, singing, and writing poems?

Me: Well I had a rare solo so I guess I can kinda sing...and I don't know if I can do archery but I'm pretty good at aiming. And as anyone who's read my other book Fandom Parodies, they can tell I'm a songwriter. 

Me: I also constructed this haiku (I made it today based in Second Step. I had to write about friendship) in less than 30 seconds! Mica was like WHOOAAAAAA HOW?!

Me: The weird thingy above the space is supposed to be a bubble pi. ππππππππ

Μe: My friend was asking me how to draw a bubbly pi XD 

Apollo: Interesting...it's just like mine. You made it in less than 30 seconds? That's exactly my talent!

Me: *mutters to Vara* So my haikus are horrible?

Apollo: Pardon me?

Me: Ummmm nothing, and yeah, you're an AWESOME (and totally not horrible sounding)  HAIKU-WRITER! 

Apollo: Thank you. I expected that. 

Apollo: I am so famous

Apollo: Do I have to repeat it?

Apollo: I AM SO FAMOUS

Me: ....enough!!! Please...

Apollo: Whoops, the Gerydons are calling me. I have to prepare for my concert. Would any of you like to come? Gordon, particularly?

Me: ...WHY

Vara: We REALLY would love to come Apollo, but...

Me: We're so bad at singing, compared to you. We'd probably be screeching and fangirling and none of the gods would like it and they might...fire you?

Apollo: True...I don't want to be fired and I hate screeches. *flashes bright smile* No problemo! Another time, then.

Everyone: *exhales*

Me: Thanks Vara

Vara: *flashes bright smile* No problemo!

Me: *groans* Not you too...

Vara: *flashes bright smile* No problemo!

Me: Either Vara is a fangirl of Apollo or he sent the Fitz Flu and it's making people catch on "bright smiling".

Fitz: Hey!

Keefe: *snickers*

Vara: *flashes bright smile* No problemo!

Me: HERE *steals Flashback from Shannon and shoves it toward Vara*

Vara: ASDFGHJKL YES

Fangirls: NO MINE

Me: Uhhhhh...*panics*

Me: *locks Vara into a combination locker*

Vara: *doesn't notice*

Me: Okay so uh what were we talking about

*silence*

Me: Boy it's lonely here without Vara

Me: Hey isn't this called monologue-ing?

Jace: No

Me: Proves you know nothing about drama, Jace.

Jace: Uh actually-

Me: NO FINE CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS PROVED THAT OKAY

Clary: ???

Me: Nothing

Vara: DONE FLASHBACK WAS AWESOME BUT THE CLIFFHANGER-

Me: DON'T SPOIL IT

Vara: Was very cliffhanger-y. Not sure if it can beat the Nightfall cliffhanger though.

Me: I was reading a Percy Jackson meme and I was like, "What if the cliffhanger leaves Sophie and crew leaving off a cliff? (Or possibly just teleporting)"

Vara: Well that's not what happens but- (I have no way of knowing for sure though just saying)

Me: You made your point. HALLOWEEN PEOPLES

Sophie: Okay so first you dress up and then you go to houses asking for candy

Me: At my school like literally everyone asks "What are you being for Halloween?" And I respond with "Tam"

Vara: Salty Taaaaaaaam

Me: What?

Me: I just might color the ends of my hair with a silver marker and go as a salty Linh

Vara: That won't work lol

Tam: What

Me: Lol I'll go as Salty Tam who just says what all the time

Tam: Fine by me

Me: Siri! Trick or treat!

Siri: I'm generally Team Treat.

Vara: Trick or Treat?

Siri: Treat! No, trick! That's the good one, right?

Me: What are you being for Halloween?

Siri: I'd like to dress up as the Fermi Paradox, but my costume hasn't shown up yet.

Vara: fAnGIrLs aNd pARaDoXEs

Vara: But Siri, what are you really being for Halloween?

Siri: Well, I would dress up as you. But that would be confusing.

Me: OHHHHH ROASTED

Me: Not to you, of course. Though Siri is getting sassier.

Vara: Where's Sophie? Is she still having the Shannon Messenger memory back?

Jace: She is having a flashback

Keefe: No she's DONE! :D

Fitz: Um Keefe you make that sound really weird

Me: Shush, but when Forkle finds out, he'll be MAD!!! 😁😁😁😁 😇

Vara: Why are you excited?

Me: Because-

Forkle: WHY DID YOU TRIGGER SOPHIE

Me: Um.....I-

Forkle: SHE WASN'T READY

Me: But...

Forkle: YOU WILL HAVE CONSEQUENCES GORDON

Me: *scowls*

Forkle: AND-

Me: Who knew a meme could cause this much trouble?

Forkle: YOU'RE COMING WITH US TO-

Me: I NEED TO GO BYEEEEEEEEE

Me: And CUT!

Vara: *whispers* You mean Freeze...

Me: Whoops

Me: FREEZE! AND CUT! FREEZECUT! 

That went well...sorry Forklenator. But Sophie just HAD to know! 

Okay so I made 3 boom quote thingies. I guess you could call them aesthetics, but they're...kinda not? 

Here's the funny one first:

I have the ebook version of Son Of Neptune and I'm looking through it for funny quotes and I'll make one of that too.

And two separate collages for normal/inspiring book quotes (because I couldn't fit them all into one collage). I also included the fandom names in case you couldn't tell which quotes they were from. (Although I thought the happiness and light one was from ASOUE, it sounded so much like something Lemony Snicket would say, but when I saw it was from HP, well, I remembered that Dumbly said that.

The PJ one for the 2nd one (bottom right corner) sounded like a quote from KotLC lol.

Well that should make your day! 

(Sorry they're so small...wish there was a way to fix that...unless you just want to save it to your photos and read it from there)

And if it didn't, some more Siri stuff.

And Siri got annoying after that. Oh well. 

But Siri is going to read KotLC and become a fangirl! That's awesome!!!

Is there anything else I forgot to add? Probably. 

OH YEAH MY OTHER MEMES

Have a happy Halloween! Hope you get lots of goodies!

Also this was 2.9K words long. Sorry that I said this would be short (again) lol. 

I LIED

ACCIDENTALLY

IS THERE A THING CALLED ACCIDENTALLY LYING

PROBABLY NOT

BUT SURE

-#58+'6 (my WP name in symbols and letters)