Annabeth: Hmmmmm

Percy: What?

Annabeth: Autocorrect has been bothering me lately so I'm trying to find a way to turn it off

Clary: So just turn it off, duh

Annabeth: I'm trying to figure out a way to do that!

Clary: Sigh

Clary: Simon show her

Simon: Should I take a screenshot?

Jace: Sure Daylighter

Simon:

(Yes, they are texting in early morning. I had to take this on the bus because that's when I was writing it.)

Annabeth: So I just have to turn it off like that?

Harry: Yeah. Autocorrect used to bother me a lot

Jace: Lol it was what enabled me to change all of your screen names in the first place. It autocorrected to different stuff when I was writing your names out. You know, since it was the first time meeting you all.

Keefe: How can you get That Boy with Keefe?!?!

Four: Yeah how can you Jace

Jace: ...

Clary: Oh no he didn't

Simon: He did

Clary: And you didn't tell me?!

Tris: Don't act like Peeta and Katniss you guys...tell us what's going on

Jace: More like don't

Peeta: Not my fault

Izzy: Whoa he didn't go there did he

Alec: Oooooh he went theeeerrreeee

Peeta: What?!

Jace: Da na na na na na na da na na na na

Four: Can't touch this! (A/N: Seriously, in that song, doesn't he sound like Four from the movie?)

Peeta: ...

Four: Not you, Peeta. Jace

Clary: He stole my stele and drew the rune for a portal. How dare he! He went to...what's your place called again?

Tris: It's something to do about fields and ravens

Four: Ravens...Oooh Tris

Tris: Shut update

Tris: *Up

Percy: It's called Ravenfield

Piper: You've got really cool names for your homes

Fitz: Mine is called Everglen!

Dex: Mine is Rimeshire

Linh: We used to live at Choralmere

Keefe: My dad's not so awesome place is Candleshade. It has over 200 floors. (A/N: Though, aren't all the names cool?)

Everyone: ...

Ro: His new place in Atlantis is called the Shores of Solace. At least, that's what he names it.

Will: What's that about my last name

Ro: Your dad named his place after a guy's last name?!

Will: I'm awesome, aren't I

Nico: Yes you are

Will: I've got an entire place named after me!

Dex: And me!

Jace: Unlike your last name Dex, it's spelled right too.

Sophie: Back to our discussion...it's called Havenfield

Simon: He went to Havenfield and found your parents

Keefe: Grady and Edaline?!?!

Jace: Hey! I was curious about the fluffy green dinosaur!

Biana: He seriously didn't

Jace: And the flacutono! (A/N: Does anyone recognize that name?)

Dex: You mean flaredon

Jace: Yeah yeah something like that

Biana: Lollypop

Four: You spelled lollypop wrong

Tris: You spelled it wrong too

Four: No I did not!

Biana: I spelled lol...

Fitz: It's not funny that you spelled...

Tam: No she was fixing her mistake.

Biana: It was NOT a mistake!

Me: Lover's quarrel? ( @thelazykittenonearth ; lol)

Annabeth: What's happening?

Vara: :)

Percy: Who are you

Vara: Someone you'll never meet. Never more.

Sophie: YOU STOLE EDGAR ALLEN POE'S QUOTE

Vara: Um

Vara: Er

Vara: "Never more. -Edgar Allen Poe"

Vara: Now I didn't!

Me: Wow Sophie, I so wasn't expecting you to know who that was. *sarcasm*

Me: Vara, everyone else here. Everyone else here, Vara. She may be my...what's the name of that person who fills in for you when the other person isn't here? 

Vara: Idk. Jack of all trades? Assistant? 

Me: Yeah something like that. She'll be my "filling in for me" person when I'm sick or I have to go to school or something. You'll figure it out, right, Vara? 

Vara: Sure. Just not too often, cause we all know I'm annoying. 

Me: You're NOT annoying, you're FUNNY. Now where were we? 

Everyone: ...

Vara: What?

Everyone: Nothing

Vara:

Vara: Have I gone mad?

Everyone: ...

Tam: Uh, yes?

Simon: OH

Simon: I'm afraid so

Percy: I was hoping someone would get it... 😉

Linh: You're entirely bonkers...

Everyone: Linh...that's not like you!

Tam: I GET WHERE SHE'S GOING

Tam: Both of them

Keefe: What do you mean Bangs Boy

Vara: Tam is my new favorite

Tam: Yay 😐

Vara: But lemme tell you a secret.

Sophie: THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART

Vara: Thanks, Soph. All the best peripheral are.

Vara: *people

Vara: But, what's wrong with autocorrect lately?

Vara: *Boy

Vara: Though "But" also works

Annabeth: Idk

Keefe: Did Jace disable it again?

Leo: Or Keefe, m'buddy

Jace: I swear by the Angel I have nothing to do with this

Keefe: Me too

Katniss: Actually swear Keefe

Keefe: Fine

*Keefe says a swear word-no worries, it's not listed*

Tam: Duuuuude

Sophie: KeEfE

Keefe: What?

Katniss: You swore

Leo: Technically, you told him to

Sophie: Burn

Keefe: Thanks Uncle Leo

Leo: Np

*Also jsyk; Keefe or Jace or Leo or anyone else doesn't have anything to do with the autocorrect...Well one person does but it's not a person who you expect it to be so you'll guess it*

Tris: Lol Sophie is officially proclaimed Burn Master

Sophie: Thanks

Fitz: What am I?

Four: Cognate obsessed boy.

Fitz: Hey!

Keefe: Wbm

Peeta: ?

Keefe: What about me

Tris: I'm guessing that's a substitute for "what about you" or "WBU"?

Me: SUBSTITUTE! THAT'S THE WORD I WAS GOING FOR! 

Keefe: Yeah

Tam: Smooth move Sencen

Keefe: Thanks Bangs Boy. It's a compliment, coming from you

Linh: Ohhhh

Sophie: Roasted

Tam: I thought you were my sister Linh

Linh: No I'm your twin

Sophie: GOASTED

Sophie: *toasted

Tris: Keefe is definitely King of sass

Percy: HEYYYYY WHAT ABOUT ME

Keefe: Do you mean wbm

Fitz: Lol

Clary: Isn't Percy King of sass?

Annabeth: His nickname is Persassy

Leo: By me

Me: And the fandom.

Me: WHAT DO WE WANT

Vara: BETTER MOVIES

Me: WHO DO WE WANT

Vara: MORE PERSASSY

Me: WHO SHOULD WIN

Vara: PERSASSY FOR PRESIDENT

Percy: Aw shucks, thanks, but-

Piper: He'd make a horrible president! You should have someone that charmspeaks as your president and doesn't love anyone too much. 

Annabeth: *hem hem* What about Jason...

Hermione: No Umbridges

Jason: What about Jasper

Nico: Smooth move, McQUEEN. Who wants someone that can charmspeak and force anyone to do what they want to do? I can wake up the dead! I should be president!

Will: I totally agree.

Annabeth: We should have someone smart for president! Someone who's actually smart enough to do what America needs!

Hermione: Don't you think I would fit into that category if I had to?!?!

Katniss: Um no we need a resident who can hunt. Plus, I survived in not one, but TWO HUNGER GAMES!

Katniss: *president

Peeta: I did too...plus I can paint and bake!

Clary: Well, shouldn't the president be someone who can do anything with their stele and can draw any kind of rune to do anything? Like, maybe a peace rune?

Simon: Well the president should be someone who knows everything to do with video games, books, news, and general stuff.

Tris: Hello?! We need someone who is genetically pure! And Divergent! That way, they can't be controlled by any villains who want to take over!

Vara: Guys...we get your point. You're all book characters who have really awesome abilities and powers and could be president of America. Why can't we just have some peace?!

Me: Boy that didn't work. XD

Izzy: My whip can handle anything! And Alec and I are like the best demon slayers!

Jace: *hem hem*

Alec: Shut up Jace this doesn't involve you

Keefe: I'm the king of sass and can calm down anyone! I can also feel anyone's emotions!

Fitz: I'm one of the most powerful telepaths ever! And I'm-

Sophie: Let me interrupt you for a good reason. MY NAME MEANS WISDOM AND I HAVE FIVE ABILITIES, PROBABLY MORE TO COME! AND I'M PRETTY MUCH THE MOST POWERFUL ELF ALIVE!

Dex: Lol the Neverseen is trying to hunt you down for that reason. I think everyone should calm down and-

Tam: There's no need to calm down, Tech Boy. Everyone's too busy fighting. We need a diversion-

Keefe, Dex and Jace: I CAN HELP WITH THAT

Vara: I can as well, as long as it's not pranking. I prefer to keep my soul innocent. Though obnoxious amounts of funny are very appreciated. Thanks, Greebean.

Me: No problem, Vara! Anything for my readers. And I'll help, too. This is getting WAY too out of control. There may even need to be a part two for this. And a part three. Lol I think we started this all...

Tam: You did.

Me: Well thanks Tammy Boy, that helps so much.

Vara: You know, I think Tam should be King of sass now...

Keefe: WHAT

Keefe: I CAN LITERALLY DO ANYTHING TO BE CROWNED PRESIDENT OR KING OF SASS

Me: Nice save and diversion, Vara

Vara: *whispers* It's working so far...

Magnus: Hello, I'm alive here. Don't you think warlocks have the power to do anything?

Piper: Not charmspeak!

Hazel: Come on, I can make valuable jewels appear with me!

Tobias: I may not be a GP (A/N: It means genetically pure in case you didn't know) but I still can't be comfortable trolled! And I possess all 5 qualities of the factions.

Tobias: *controlled (A/N: That was an actual autocorrect error; in fact, most errors in here are actual typing errors I made, I just made the characters and autocorrect take the blame for everything. 😂)

Harry: We have a wand!

Hermione: I'm smarter than you, Annabeth (A/N: Oh no here we go again 🤦‍♀️ 😑)

Annabeth: EXCUSE ME

Jace: Excuse me?! I'm OBNOXIOUS

Everyone: *falls silent*

Jace: AND SASSY

Jace: AND SARCASTIC

Jace: AND PUNNY

Clary: *tsk tsk* Not that much...

Jace: Everyone agrees then?

Jace: OKAY

Jace: ALL IN FAVOR FOR JASASSY FOR PRESIDENT (A/N: You know, I had this boy named Jace in my 5th grade class and he acted exactly like Jace. Always had a smart-aleck comment, loved to win, liked sarcasm and sass, super popular, every girl (except me since he was so annoying) had a crush on him, etc. O.O)

Percy: YOU STOLE MY NAME

Leo: COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

Percy: I don't know what that means, but it sounds nice. Thanks, Uncle also. Anyway, Jasassy doesn't even sound good. PERSASSY FOR PRESIDENT

Leo: AUTOCORRECT DARE AUTOCORRECT MY NAME

Vara: Guys..."You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water." -Rabindranath Tagore

Everyone: That's a good quote.

Percy: I like it! It explains why we should have Persassy for president.

Me: Not this again...

Annabeth: PERCY YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT

Annabeth: THAT QUOTE EXPLAINS WHY I NEED TO BE PRESIDENT

Hermione: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! AFTER ALL THOSE FACTS AND ARGUMENTATIVE PIECES I WROTE, I'M STILL NOT THE SMARTEST?!

Sophie: My NaMe MeAnS wIsDoM pEoPlE

Fitz: WE'VE SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD MORE THAN 10 TIMES IN A ROW PEOPLE

*GB's comment goes unnoticed in the midst of the argument*

Vara: Lol

Me: They're all idiots.

Vara: True. But was it really us that started the argument?

Me: I think so

Vara: 😂 yeah we said Persassy for president which started everything

Me: Hey! It was on a meme!

Vara: Oh, you love memes. I never knew that at all *sarcasm*

Me: I'm in love with fandom memes...*sigh*

Vara: I'm not blaming you! But the autocorrect didn't make as big of a problem as we discussed. Remember our headline? AUTOCORRECT SHIPS SOKEEFE

Me: FREE NEWS PEOPLE! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Me: Though yeah...I'll make a part two to this then. That might be nice. And I might combine the screen names with it too...maybe not. It might be too hard, but I did promise you a screen names chapter around the 10th chapter.

Vara: It's fine! Don't worry about it. This chapter is funny anyways.

Me: I'm goin' for funny! Was it funny enough?

*argument halts*

Leo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Vara and GB: ...

Vara and GB: IGOTTAGODOSOMEMOREREADINGANDSTUFFBYE

Hermione: What in the world did she mean by funny...

(A/N: I'm leaving Hermione to ponder that question...maybe with Annabeth, Sophie, and Tris, they'll find out the answer together. Hopefully not. So I basically answered everything I was gonna say with the conversation with Vara. This is an example of what you will be like in the chapter if you request. (Thanks, Vara.) And I assure you, if you do request and want to be in the chapter, you WILL play a big part like Vara.

And yes, there will be a part two for this! And maybe even a part 3 for the chapter that you love best. Maybe at like chapter 20, I'll do a poll to which ones you want more part 2s and 3s too. This chapter was super duper long but it didn't go as planned so I probably will make a part 2 for this. It was 2031 words long! Wow! And the screen names chapter won the poll! So part 2 for that too. Thanks for reading.

-SC)