Scarlet: *staring in annoyance at the pile of birthday presents* HOW MANY ARE THERE?

Burn: *scared for her life* uh...36. Counted them myself.

Scarlet: *smol but swelling in anger* 36?!? I HAD 37 LAST YEAR!!

Osprey: *trying to calm the situation* Hey hey hey, this is what will do. When we go out later we'll buy you two more presents. How about that?

Scarlet: *hisses and throws Osprey off a cliff*

Burn: *runs*