This wasn't supposed to happen. Killer wasn't supposed to get pregnant. It was a mistake. Their mistake. Now they were going to have to hide it from the others. If anyone else found out about them.. about Killer and Dust.. the murderous duo didn't want to think about what could happen. "what're we gonna do when it's born?" Killer asked as Dust paced the room. "what can we do? we're murderers. we're not equipped to raise a kid. we abandon it."
"that.. sounds reasonable.. but where?"
"i dunno. underfell? some monster will see it as free exp and put it out of it's misery." Killer nodded. It was reasonable. "why don't we kill it ourselves then?"
"nightmare is going to wonder who we dusted. i don't want to be asked questions. we disappear more often then not. less suspicious." Dust explained.

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Parental instinct was a lot stronger then either of them expected. The day the kid came into their world, they knew they couldn't just leave Blade to die. Against better judgment, they both agreed that if anyone was suited to raising her, it'd be Classic or Blue. They chose Classic for the simple fact that his au was off limits to the killers. If anyone died there, it'd be a chain reaction and that person would die in every single other au. So with reluctance, they hid Blade at Classic's station. They watched from a distance, waiting for him to come. Really, they just wanted to be sure she was safe. The shocked look on Classic's face when he found her was almost funny. But the original took her in, nonetheless. Their little girl was safe.

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Blade knew from the beginning that she was different. She knew she wasn't Red and Classic's daughter. She also knew that they knew who her parents were. It wasn't hard to figure out. With her right eye pitch black and the left red and blue, well. That said things. "you're parents entrusted you to me, kiddo. with the job they have, it's no wonder they did. Though i'm still a bit surprised they trusted me with ya." He put a hand on her skull. "can i at least have their names..?"
"..." She gave him puppy dog eyes. "please..?" He sighed. "dust and killer."
"so.. they're.. murderers?" She asked. "see now why they could raise ya?" She nodded. "yeah.."