Red was gone. Again. He didn't know this, but I knew about his multiversal boyfriend. I had one too. He'd taught me about the multiverse, actually. We'd met by accident when I tried to kill him for taking my appearance. It was a big misunderstanding. Anyway, I was sitting on the couch, waiting for my lazy asshole of a boyfriend when I heard a creak upstairs. So he brought Classic here? I was tempted to burst in on them and catch them together. But alas, I will leave Red to keep his damn secret. My gift to him for putting up with my bullshit. My boyfriend didn't even bother knocking. He waltzed right in without a care in the world. "YOU'RE SMOKING IN MY FUCKING HOUSE AGAIN, CARROT." He put out his cigarette. "sorry dear." I sighed, been trying to work on my anger. "WHATEVER.." Carrot walked over and flopped on the couch. "awe. 'm so proud. your gettin better." He poked my cheekbone. I ignore the forming cherry blush. "THAT'S ANNOYING."
"but your blushin!" I huffed. "edgy." Carrot moved my skull toward his.

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Me and Classic were in my room when I heard Edge. "shit! he know we're here?" Classy sat up. "don't think so.. i think someone's downstairs with him." Curious, we both snuck out and peek through the railing bars.. to see Carrot doing tongue with my bro. 1. What the hell. 2. When the hell. 3. Why the hell. We decided to keep watching, so long as shit didn't get real between them.

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I pushed Carrot off a little. "DOWN." Carrot purred. "c'mon. i know you love it~" He was right, and my cheeks were betraying me yet again. "I AM IN NO MOOD FOR SEX."
"i don't need sex. i'm just doin my part. gettin ya used to more tender interaction." I rolled my eyelights. "LIKE WHA-" Carrot was fucking hugging me. get him off, get him off! I was tense. "just relax, hun. not like i'm killin ya." How is it that I can handle a French kiss, but not a hug? It's just a fucking hug! "MAYBE THAT'D BE BETTER.." Carrot frowned. "hey.. was your last run a genocide? that why ya so tense?" I looked away nodding. "I DON'T.. UNDERSTAND.. THE HUMAN. THEY ACT FRIENDLY, THEY GAIN MY TRUST.. THEN THEY TEAR IT APART. TEAR ME APART." I explained slowly. "ya gotta remember it's not actually the human, it's something else controlling them." I sighed and put an arm around Carrot, starting to relax. "WHAT IS THIS.. PLAYER THAT KILLS EVERYONE?" Carrot sighed. "nobody knows, not even classic, geno, or sci." I closed my sockets, leaning my head back.

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He knows? He knows about the genocides? About the multiverse? About Classic? And him and Carrot are a thing? Me and Classy shared a glance before listening more. "SPEAKING OF CLASSIC, I BELIEVE HE AND MY BROTHER ARE UPSTAIRS." Carrot released his hold on Edge. "oh? ya gonna tell him about us?" Edge scoffed. "HE DOESN'T KNOW I'M AWARE.. AND.. HE CAN KEEP HIS SECRETS.. I- HE- NEEDS THIS ESCAPE. A PLACE I CAN'T GO TO TORTURE HIM MORE. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW."
"but.. we're working on that. those anger issues of yours." Carrot pulled out a cigarette. "may i?"
"THOSE THING ARE BAD FOR YOUR LUNGES YOU KNOW."
"what lunges?" Carrot laughed and Edge looked annoyed. I swallowed thickly. If I'd made that comment.. Classic put an arm around me. "FINE.. JUST THIS ONCE!" He hissed. Carrot stepped off the couch and lit the cigarette.

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"i have yet ta hear ya say ya love me." I commented. Edge downright refused to look at me, blushing. Admitting feelings was a weakness in Underfell, I knew that, but he didn't need to live this life. I was helping him mend his relationship with Red, breaking down his walls, and letting him know that he didn't just need L.O.V.E, but love too. It was quiet, I almost didn't realize he'd even said it at first. "I love you.." I took a huff of my cigarette, before my head snapped up in shock. "n-nyeh..?" My cheekbones were turning orange. "I.. love you." He said again. He was dead fuckin serious. "h-holy shit." He looked away again. "THERE. I SAID IT. DON'T EXPECT IT AGAIN."
"fuck, that was so hot." He glanced over and almost smiled. "holy shit!"

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Classic covered my mouth as Carrot and Edge looked at me. Edge looked PISSED. I'm gonna die today. Instead of exploding though, he sighed heavily. "WELL, COME DOWN." We did slowly. "SO YOU ARE HOME."
"uh- y-yeah boss.." I replied nervously. "AND YOU HEARD?"
"everything." Classic replied, tense. "you and carrot.. are together?" Carrot put out his cigarette. "yep." He walked over to the couch and plopped down, hugging my bro again. Edge allowed it. "YOU HEARD ME, DID YOU NOT? I LOVE HIM." Carrot blushed again. "an' ya really know everything?" He nodded. "heh.."
"ORIGINALLY..CARROT ONLY STAYED AROUND TO.. UH.. HELP MEND OUR RELATIONSHIP." Seriously? "BUT BEING AROUND HIM, I STARTED TO FEEL.. love? I guess?" Carrot nodded this time.