I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher

Three Old Ladies Knit The Socks Of Death

Grover Unexpectedly Loses His Pants

My Mother Teaches Me Bullfighting

I Play Pinochle With A Horse

I Become Supreme Lord Of The Bathroom 

My Dinner Goes Up In Smoke

We Capture A Flag

I Am Offered A Quest

I Ruin A Perfectly Good Bus

We Visit The Garden Gnome Emporium

We Get Advice From A Poodle

I Plunge To My Death

I Become A Known Fugitive

A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers

We Take A Zebra To Vegas 

We Shop For Water Beds

Annabeth Does Obedience School

We Find Out The Truth, Sort Of

I Battle My Jerk Relative

I Settle My Tab

The Prophecy Comes True

Is it just me, or do these chapter titles seem like they belong in totally separate books?