Harry Has Anger Issues #4
Gregor and Boots are from The Underland Chronicles
Gregor: *is in Central Park and runs into Harry* Who are you??
Harry: I'm the chosen one! Duh!
Gregor: You kinda look like Hazard...
Harry: I'm Harry Potter! Not this "Hazard" kid...
Gregor: Why do you have a cloak? It looks like Underlander clothing...
Harry: Underlander??
Boots: Hi, you!
Harry: Uh, hi?
Boots: I Boots! Who you be? You be Harry Potter?
Harry: See?? Even a baby knows who I am!!!
Gregor: Um, sorry to offend you?
Harry: Being sorry doesn't change anything! Give me ten Galleons! NOW!
Gregor: Sorry, I don't have any, um, gallons or whatever...
Harry: Want me to place a curse on you or not, Muggle?!
Gregor: A- a curse?
Harry: Three... two...
Gregor: *gets sword and goes into raģer mode*
Harry: What the?! Crucio??
Gregor: *chases Harry*
Harry: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Henry: *watching* Why does he always end up running away?
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