FINALLY THE GOOD SHIT. THE WALTEN FILES MY BELOVED

"A face only a mother could love" lookin ahh

- Bisexual (no pref)

- Basically Fatherless (I fucking REFUSE to believe that this mfs dad is not at least ABSENT. LOOK AT THAT FACE.)

- Professional Yapper (He will simultaneously yap his ass off about Marvel Comics while also talking shit about Ashley.)

- Would fucking HATE Ashley (for literally no reason.)

- Has quite A good relationship with his little brother, driving him to school n stuff.

- Milf liker (actually canon, look it up./srs)

- Bro has HORRIFIC eyesight (specifically in his right eye, which, ironically, was the one he was stuck with after "Bon" gouged his left one out). Keeps forgetting to wear his glasses. Bro is stupid.

- The most talkative guy you'll ever meet.

-  Thank God TWF wasn't set in the 2000s, cuz we would've had to face SCENE KID BRIAN (I'm a scene kid)

- Either bouncing off the walls or dead as shit (haha foreshadowing)

- Emotional as shit, but also kind of an asshole.

- Allergic to cats. Also loves cats.

- -100000000 in the smarts department. The guy is dumb asf.

- Unprepared for 99.99% of anything that comes his way.

- Skin is REALLY sensitive. Bro is welting up everytime he B R E A T H E S (mecore)