WOW, SOMETHING THAT ISN'T MADOKA- Yeah yeah shUT uP.

Just gonna let you know that I adore Radiodust fluff, so if you're looking for smut this isn't the place for you (besides I hate writing smut, it just makes me uncomfortable, besides fluff seems to fit the two more)

I said this vaguely in my ship opinions, but making smut of the two is not only heavily glossing over Alastor's asexuality, but ruining why this ship can work. Smut's fine, but having a ship that is based entirely around smut is... bad. Why Radiodust is so unique to Angel's other interactions is because Angel doesn't see lust when he thinks of Alastor, yet feels a longing for him (Am I getting this right? For those who don't know, I've never experienced falling in love acK) 

Besides, fluff is usually better than smut in my opinion. Now, onto the one-shot sorry 'bout the rant-

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Angel Dust

My eyes fluttered open, I knew this place well enough by now. This was the hotel I stayed at, they were trying to get me to go clean. As if.

A few people worked here, but overall it always felt homemade, hell, I only wanted to help out because I needed a free room to stay in. But Charlie's pretty nice, Vaggie is... Vaggie. Nifty's pretty hyper, but she's adorable and fun to watch run around the place, Husk is the only reason why I can still get a beer so I like him. And finally, there's Alastor. I don't know how I feel about him. He's pretty strange, but I don't hate him all that much, that's all I can say about him.

I've been staring at the roof this whole time, haven't I? Well, time to get up. I slip out of bed, seeing I'm only in what you can barely call boxers. More like panties, or a speedo, but none the less I had to get my outfit on. I look in the closet and put on my shorts. I then slip on my jacket, placing it in such a way my boob fluff is out. After a while, my boots are on, my gloves have been equipped, my choker is wrapped tightly around my neck, and finally, I place my bowtie down, shifting it a bit until it felt perfect.

I'm ready to head out, I think, running my hands through my hair. I have no idea what it is with me and running my hand through my hair, it's soothing for some reason. Feeling your hands gliding past the roots of your hair, making them shift position for a moment is somewhat therapeutic.

I get on the elevator and begin to wait to head down to the lobby, but the elevator stops on the fourth floor. I watch at the doors open and see Alastor there. We make eye contact, I could tell that mild panic ran through both of our bodies. He cleared his throat, "Angel." "Alastor." We both state in a greeting way, both nodding slightly as we did. He comes in the elevator, we seem to distance each other from ourselves. Alastor can tear me to bits- not in a kinky way- and he probably thinks I'm going to molest him. It was extremely awkward, trying not to look at each other while standing on opposite sides of the elevator. 

I open my mouth to say something to interrupt the awkward silence, but the elevator doors open right before I got to say something. Alastor quickly rushed out, I shrugged and walked out as well and went to the bar. 

"Yo, Husk, do you have any coffee?" I ask, I usually ask for whiskey but I'm not in the mood this morning. "Yeah, Al' and Vaggie get it most the time." He states, "Black coffee or with cream?" 

"I'd like it with your cream~," I say flirtatiously, "Angel it's too early." 

I chuckle, "Yeah I'd like cream." I watch as Husk made coffee, clearly not sure what he's doing. Angel Dust began to fidget with his gloves, his other hands tapping on the counter. Distracted by messing with his gloves, he barely noticed Alastor sitting next to him, He had his coat off. "I'd recommend taking that coat off while drinking coffee, don't want it to stain now do you?" Alastor advises calmly. I nod, I mean, I barely took my coat off but hey, I had an extra t-shirt in the back that I could change into. After changing, I headed back, and sat down, dropping my coat off next to Alastor's.

I slipped back onto my stool, watching my coffee being slid to me by Husk. "Thanks, Husk." I thank and take a small sip. Alastor was already drinking coffee, black. He was tired, I mean I'd be tired too if I smiled all day. He was probably used to dropping the smile when he was alone, but he couldn't here. I took another sip from my coffee, feeling the buzz start to kick into my brain and my heart begins to pump blood faster. Yep, that's gonna cause a boner later. I look over to Alastor and see him reading a book. "What'cha reading?" I ask, taking another sip of my coffee. "I doubt you care." "I don't, but I'm bored and curious."

He sighs, "Some old book called The Call of the Wild." "What's it about?" I ask, looking at my hands as if I was checking my nails... but my nails were under my gloves so overall I'm stupid. Alastor groaned, "It's about some random dog being kidnapped and being used to go and get gold or something, along the way he's returning to his wild instincts or something. I dunno, it's by this dude called Jack London. I'm reading another one of his books later, I think it's called White Fang or something." I nod, it didn't interest me that much but hell, hearing him talk about himself so casually was strange, but I liked it for some reason, "I thought you didn't like dogs?"

"Well, I don't, but you see in this book a lot of dogs are dying, fighting, and you know all that stuff. One dog got their head chopped off after they went insane or something. It's sorta interesting, isn't the best though." Interesting. What a sadistic shit, but hey, at least he's not so closed off. I'm interested in him, I like hearing him talk. He makes me nervous at times, but comfortable at the same time.  

"Why are you interested?" He asked, looking at me while drinking his black coffee. "I was just curious, you never talk about yourself and what you're interested in. It's interesting to listen to." I state, drinking the last of my coffee. "Anything else you're curious about?" 

"Yeah, one more question." I begin, staring off into space, my bottom pair of arms crossed, top left resting on the counter and right hand was placed on my lips, "What's your favorite book?"

Alastor smiled a bit, "Well, that's hard to choose. I liked Thumbelina and The Ugly Duckling, I guess Hanzel and Grettle were really good, OH! Cinderella was extremely sadistic. I can't choose, but if I had to I'd go with The Little Mermaid." "Aren't those all cute kid books?" I question, tapping my fingers on the table.

"Yeah, but they had dark endings. Like, in The Little Mermaid, when she walked it felt like stepping on thousands of little knives, and she was rejected by the prince and turned into sea foam." Alastor explained, his eyes seemed to light up when talking about this sort of thing, it made me seem calmer, and I like his smile, his genuine smile. It was nice. 

"That's about it, thank you for letting me share these passions, though did you even care?" Alastor asked, chugging the last bits of his coffee. "Nah not really, but it was interesting. Have fun reading those books I guess, tell me about 'em even though I could care less." I offer. He nods, going back up to his room. 

"That was interesting to watch. He rarely opens up, can't believe you got him to do that." Husk comments, cleaning shot glasses. I get up and begin to walk back to my room. 

"HEY, YOU NEED TO PAY!" He shouts. I shrug, "Fine." I toss him 5 dollars, and then hop into the elevator and go to my room. I pull out my phone and begin to scroll through social media. I see the elevator doors open and walk to my room. I unlock the door and walk inside and flop on the bed.

I realize that I forgot my coat downstairs. Damn it. I lay on my bed and my mind begins to wander elsewhere, I begin to think of Alastor for some reason. It wasn't in any lustful way, but I had a wanting for him. I wanted to talk and chill with him, the only physical thing I wanted to do was rest on him, I've never felt this way about anyone before. It was strange, but I liked it. I'll have to ask Charlie about it. Eh, why not ask her now. I get out my phone and text Charlie,

"Yo, Charlie, can you bring my jacket up to my room? Also, I want to talk."

I get a reply almost instantly. "Sure, what do you want to talk about?"

"You'll find out once you get here."

I wait a few minutes, kicking my foot in the air while staring at the ceiling. I suddenly hear a knock at the door.

I open it, and it's Charlie, she had my jacket on a hanger after being ironed. "Sorry, not sure how you wash this thing and I didn't want to risk it, so I just ironed it." She states, "Nah you didn't need to do that."

I take my jacket and hang it up. Charlie looks at my bed and then sits on a chair in my room. Wise.

"What did you want to talk about?" She asked. I shut the door, and sigh. "I'm having conflicting emotions at the moment and I need advice." 

"Oh?"

I sigh and sit on my bed, crossing my legs. "So I've been feeling like I want to hang out with a person a lot, I want to talk to them and rest on them. Not necessarily do sexual stuff, and it's confusing me." Charlie nods.

"Do you want to do any sexual stuff with them?" She asks. "Well, yeah sorta. But that isn't my primary feelings towards them, it's more of an impulsive afterthought." 

Charlie thinks for a moment. "Have you ever been in love, Angel?" Charlie wondered aloud. "Not that I know of, most likely not." "Well, that's most likely the emotion you're experiencing at the moment."

I freeze. I love Alastor? No, something's gotta be wrong. "So, who's the lucky guy?" She asks, looking at me with a cheeky face. 

"Eh, nobody special and I'm especially not telling you!"

"Oh come on! Please?"

"No!"

"VAGGIEEE!" 

"WAIT-"

She looked at me, "I'm not comfortable telling you..." "I swear I won't do anything stupid between you and the guy, I promise." She states comfortingly. 

I sit there a moment, trying to get the courage to tell her. "It's Al'. I never plan on telling him these feelings though, don't get your hopes up." Charlie smiles widely, that type of smile that's disgustingly rainbows and sunshine. "Don't think about it."

"I won't, but you two will make a lovely couple." "But Charlie! What about my persona, my image, how am I gonna continue making money, I can't do that in a relationship, and Alastor most likely won't return my feelings, and if he did then his entire persona will be thrown off, I mean who was to think Alastor, someone who hasn't been with anyone ever since he got here, suddenly starts dating the most popular porn star in Hell." I rest my hands on my head, stressed. 

"You'll work it out, don't worry. If you need any advice, come to me or Vaggie. I'm so telling her about this!" She squealed and ran out of the room. I shrugged and decided to take a nap. I need to think about this more...

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Fuck you this was fun to write. It's late, I need to sleep now. Goodnight, hope you enjoyed this nice little one-shot that I'm probably going to continue in the future.

Oh yeah,

husker_drinks_alot

I hope you enjoyed.

Night.