Dipper: So.. Wendy, Mabel, Bill and I were all in an elevator, and.. we didn't know that there was this lady in there with us.
Mabel: How do you NOT see someone in such a tight space?! *chuckling*
Wendy: *laughing*
Dipper: And so I was talking to Bill..
Bill: Oh yeah! And I said something funny and you said-
Dipper: I said "That's not what you said when you f^cked me last night."
Wendy: *on the floor laughing*
Mabel: *kneeled over laughing and crying*
Dipper: And the lady just looked at us with this horrified expression, and I think Wendy made it worse by talking to her!
Wendy: Oh yeah! I said to her: "Don't worry lady we make Minecraft videos for kids!" And she just got even more shocked! *crying tears of laughter*
Bill and Mabel: *on the ground wheezing*
Dipper: So yeah... we got banned from that hotel, Grunkle Stan.
Stan: My god kids.. you truly are my family!
Pine Tree, Shooting Star, Red, Bill: I- what?