Harry: I am an orphan
Jace: As am I
Harry: I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.
Jace: Really. Mine is a star.
Harry: WELL I fought in a war.
Jace: big deal, so did eye.
Harry: Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a legendary cup and fought with a legendary sword, beat that.
Jace: Big whoop, I did too. They're called the mortal instruments my series is based off of them.
Harry: Grr. MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.
Jace: *polishes his nails* yep got those too, plus vampires.
Harry: I have two friends a guy and a girl. *slowly losing temper*
Jace:Ditto, mine are siblings.
Harry: I was connected to the villain in my series!
Jace: me too. It was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.
Harry: Do you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
Jace: yeah, man I miss Hodge.
Harry: Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
Jace: He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabati.