A/N: This just kinda happened. I'm writing something called "Mirkwood: A Musical" and this was just beautiful okay so here it is xD

The lembas is always sweeter

In somebody else's domain

If you think about running out there

Then Leggy you're quite insane

Just look at the plants around you

Right here on the forest floor

Such wonderful elves surround you

What more are you looking for?

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Under the trees

Under the treeeees

Leggy it's better

when we're together

Just you and meeeee

Think of the things that we could shoot

Thrandy would let us ride his moose

We've got no dwarveses

We killed the orcses

Under the trees

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The weather is always sunny

The only dark is in Dol Guldur

We all think dwarf beards are funny

And laugh- rolling on the floor

If you don't think that you're lucky

Think of elves in Rivendell

Without all of these fab parties

Life there must just be swell

(Saaarcasm)

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Under the trees

Under the treeees

Leggy it's better

When we're together

Just you and meeee

Under the hill they eat all day

And that's how Bombur got this way

We can braid hair

And raid a troll lair

Under the treeees

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We'll dance in the trees

We'll chase honeybees

We'll mop all the floors

Frolic in the breeze

Steal all Thrandy's tea

And see where we'll be

When I say run, you go

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(chorus)