HELP
IM SICK AND I CANT GET BETTER.

Life Alert Commercial: We're on our way.

Me: *waits*
Me: *waaits*
Me: *waaaaaits*
Me: *waaaaaiiiiitttsss*

Life Alert Commercial: we have extremely fast service-

Me: uh huh

Life Alert Commercial: we save a life every 11 seconds-

Me: why 11

Life Alert Commercial: order today and blah blah blah- *sassily fades to a bank commercial*

Me: EXCUSE YOU MISTER LIFE ALERT WHERE DO YOU THINK YOURE GOING
YOU CAUSED ME TO USE EXCESSIVE As Is Ts AND Ss.

Ok I have to stop now bc honestly I have no idea where I was going with this O_o