"You have better things to do than watch Supernatural," the mother called from the kitchen. Sophie heard this, but pretended not to hear it. Of course she had homework, but that could wait. She had been sitting in a nest of large, fluffy blankets for approximately 176 minutes, occasionally scaring the shit out of herself.
For all she knew, her mother could be watching Supernatural too.

There were only 3 minutes and 44 seconds left of the episode, when suddenly the wifi icon disappeared from the corner of Sophie's phone screen. There was no signal at her house, so she turned the wifi settings on and off in hopes to connect to the internet again.

"MEJDJWIEKAKSOELWLSMCNOEJRKCMROJWKEKWKEIRKTJJTJFJRNEJSKDIEJNFKFKDKWOWKDLFNDIWNNFKFINEKCOELWLFNCMOWJEMEMNSKFIJEKDKFNWKJFJR" Sophie screamed and flailed her arms around.

"Sophie is everything alri-"

"NO."

"Well can I he-"

"NO."

"Why is tha-"

"I GOT KICKED OFF THE WIFI." There was a dramatic pause. "AGAIN."

Sophie quickly texted a GIF to herself, so she could watch it, and held the screen up to her mom. It was Sherlock, turning into a turtle with his sweater, with #BRB SULKING flashing at the bottom in white letters. She then dramatically flashed her blanket-turned-cape and flew to her room.

After a few minutes of #sulking, she got an idea.
Fanfiction.

She quickly started typing up Johnlock fluff, when she deemed the scene complete, she screenshotted the cute parts and saved them for later. She planned to send them to her friend Emilee-pace, with "Don't question" added at the end.

Then she got another idea.
She could read it to her family.

So Sophie, who had been internet deprived for about 5 minutes, ran to her mom who was, again, in the kitchen.

"MOM MOM MOM JOHNLOCK FLUFF LISTENNN!"

"What is a John-lock?" Her mother inquired. Raising an eyebrow and putting down the large knife she had been holding. She was seriously worried about her child.

"JOHNLOCK ITS A SHIP MOM MOM MOM!"

"Uh, okay."

"MOM MOM MOM LISTEN MOM MOM MOM!"

"What."

Then Sophie proceeded to read the fanfiction aloud.
It wasn't a good idea.
She was aware.

"So... Why was Mrs. Hudson so concerned with John and Shirley's sexual orientations?" Her mother asked.

"MOM YOU DONT UNDERSTANNNNDDDD.
Also it's Sherlock not Shirley. He's a male."

"And tell me again why John was so upset that Shirley was hoarding cigarettes?"

"MOM THEY HAVE AN ADORABLE PROTECTIVE RELATION-SHIP. SEE WHAT I DID THERE, MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Also it's Sherlock not Shirley. He's a male."
Her mother sighed and Sophie turned to run back to her blanket nest, as the wifi had returned.

"Can I tell you one last thing?" Her mother asked.

"Sure."

There was a dramatic silence.

"I've been meaning to tell you for a long time."

Dramatic silence.

"Sherlock... is a girl's name."

THATS" IT FOLKS.

Oh wait....
PS:

"No it isn't."

"Yes it is!" Her mother argued.

"IVE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR HEART-SHREDDING-FEELS-TEARING-STABILITY-DESTROYING ACCIDENTAL FANDOM REFERENCES."

Sophie flew to her room, fighting the fangirl tears threatening to spill from her eyes. (dramatic, huh?)

"It wasn't an accident...." Her mother said quietly after Sophie had left

But Sophie didn't hear it.
And when she did, is a story for not now.
Because my fingers are tired.
And I want to watch Supernatural.